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1 year ago

YOY CANT SAY THAT!!!!

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1 year ago

Oh god who the fuck did she kill

So, what's everyone's kill count? Just curious :]

So, What's Everyone's Kill Count? Just Curious :]
So, What's Everyone's Kill Count? Just Curious :]
So, What's Everyone's Kill Count? Just Curious :]
So, What's Everyone's Kill Count? Just Curious :]
So, What's Everyone's Kill Count? Just Curious :]

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1 year ago

plant perception…..

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE


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1 year ago

I SQUEALED UPON SEEING THIS

I LOVE THIS SOOOO MUCH

SCREAMS!!!

BEAR TRAP BABYGIRL !!!!!!!

Finished Prison Of Plastic For The Second Time Recently Sooooo Here’s A BEAR TRAP!! 🐻 🐻 🐻
Finished Prison Of Plastic For The Second Time Recently Sooooo Here’s A BEAR TRAP!! 🐻 🐻 🐻
Finished Prison Of Plastic For The Second Time Recently Sooooo Here’s A BEAR TRAP!! 🐻 🐻 🐻

Finished Prison of Plastic for the second time recently sooooo here’s a BEAR TRAP!! 🐻 🐻 🐻


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1 year ago

THE DANCE!!!!! IS SENDING ME!!!!!!!! (To hell)

That lamb sure knows how to get down!!!!!

egg.

this video was heavily inspired by @bubba-draws's video! please go check out their video as well!

happy (late) sex update


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1 year ago

PREMARITAL HAND HOLDING???? 😱😱

I Drew And Posted This On Twitter Without Spell Checking Rip And Then Had To Do The Follow Up
I Drew And Posted This On Twitter Without Spell Checking Rip And Then Had To Do The Follow Up

i drew and posted this on twitter without spell checking rip and then had to do the follow up

I Drew And Posted This On Twitter Without Spell Checking Rip And Then Had To Do The Follow Up

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1 year ago

It’s nice to see that other people also feel like this

I LOVE doing those stupid mundane tasks like sweeping stocking shelves and picking up trash HELL I even enjoy working customer service and waitressing BUT NONE OF THOSE JOBS ARE VIABLE FOR ANYONE

And I hate how society tells me that I should feel little and worthless even if I were to work these jobs

Like I literally feel like I should be embarrassed for even wanting to work as a janitor or waitress. I’m told that those are jobs for people who are still in highschool or people who flunked out of college. But why??? They aren’t!!!!! They are very real and serious jobs!!!! That are important!!!!!!!!

#LateStageCapitalism

#LateStageCapitalism


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1 year ago

Bangs a big metal spoon against a pot

Alright fuckers come eat I made dinner

I saw @ask-the-rag-dolly ā€˜s post about Ms Influenza and like bunnies or somethin?? Honestly I forgot there’s a very good chance I imagined the post tbh-

Yes I’m posting this at like almost 4 in the morning. The girl kisser thoughts won and I couldn’t sleep shut up and enjoy.

Miss influenza stares straight foward her hands crossed and tongue sticking out at the top is text. Top text reads "TRADE OFFER" secondary text reads "I recieve: your mind and being to be used as a vessel for a virus that will not settle for no less then the destruction of your very universe" tertiary text reads "You recieve: a community! green! t h e  v o i c e s. my 'love' and 'affection'" end alt text

Suggestive outfit under the cut (playboy or bunny girl outfit)

Three drawings of Miss Influenza. In the fullbody she is standing some what leaning on one of her legs. A smug expression on her face. She is wearing a "Playboy bunny outfit" in green. In the halfbody Ms Influenza is still wearing the Playbunny outfit. She wears an over exaggerated pout. She pokes at her own cheek slightly with her corrupted hand. The headshot is Ms Influenza making puppy dog eyes she has actual bunny ears now. End alt text
Ms Influenza has a somewhat aggressively cocky expression on. Her abstracted hand is near her mouth as if laughing snidely. Her hair and bow ribbons are messily thrown about with text above her head that says in all caps "YOU WANT ME SO BAD ITS PATHETIC" end alt text

And some other oldish doodles I did

A sketchy headshot of miss influenza done on whiteboard. She has a panicked/ worried smile on her face. Her hair is messy still adorned by her big bow in the middle. End alt text
Strawb smiles smugly a singular thought bubble over her head says "Woman." She has just agreed to be a vessel willingly. Lemonyade floats above them agrily screaming "WHY WOULD MEW DO THAT?!? WE SHARE A FUCKING BODY DO MEW EVEN KNYOW WHAT MEWVE DONE?? WHY" end alt text

If any colours are off it’s because I started on this before any references were dropped šŸ¤—

Everything else that doesn’t match is because I do what I want including personal interpretation of designs šŸ˜‹ thaaaankss

You should totally ask me to elaborate on my design interpretation choices even though it’s already pretty obvious why I did what I did twirls hair


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1 year ago

Mmm pool

Pool


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1 year ago

BWAHAHAHAHA she’s trying man

Dynamic Prediction For Jax And Comedy!Gangle Or Something Like That.

Dynamic prediction for Jax and Comedy!Gangle or something like that.


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1 year ago

GIGGLING SO MUCH

Jubzi video


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1 year ago

SHES JUST A LITTLE SCRABOINKY EEEEEE

JUST A LIL SCRIMBIMBLY

A SKROINKLE

Felt Like Drawing Her Also I Need More Posts

felt like drawing her also i need more posts


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1 year ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

What Your Fav TADC Ship Says About You

(Note: This is NOT to be taken seriously. It's just me having fun, so please respect that ^^ Also I'll be giving a 1 to 10 rating on how much I personally like the ship cause why not?)

Caine/Moon - You love The Addams Family and/or Who Framed Roger Rabbit AND the ship of tall pretty lady and short goofy man (10/10)

Caine/Pomni - You love the inherent romanticism of NO awareness at all times x too MUCH awareness at all times (8/10)

Caine/Jax - I dunno WHAT you're into, but it's the straightest gay thing I've ever seen (2/10)

Caine/Kinger - You love old man yoai but oddly enough in the most wholesome way possible (6/10)

Caine/Gangle - You're a rare bunch, but you took that ONE fact about Gangle drawing Caine a lot and ran with it (5/10)

Pomni/Ragatha - You're either pro-yuri to the MAX or you like two people so mentally ill it goes right back around into being healthy (10/10)

Pomni/Jax - You are either very comfortably heterosexual, into height difference relationships, or both (8/10)

Pomni/Gangle - You fully believe in the inherent romanticism of fucking sobbing together (9/10)

Pomni/Zooble - You either can't decide on Pomni's sexuality and wanted to still ship her with someone from the shore or you just want them to smoke weed together (9/10)

Ragatha/Jax - Be honest for a moment here, you very much want to bang at LEAST one of these two, if not both of them (0/10)

Ragatha/Gangle - Calling you out to say that hurt/comfort IS YOUR COMFORT (that and/or you like their ship name) (9/10)

Ragatha/Zooble - Another rare site, but you are SO MUCH in love with that one meme that goes "Someone will die" "Of fun" (1/10)

Jax/Gangle - You were told at least ONE TIME by your mom that the kid that was bullying you at school secretly liked you (1/10)

Jax/Zooble - You believe in the inherent romanticism of hating each other SO much that it turns into making out and sharing a cigarette (10/10)

Jax/Bubble - You are a fucking MEME LORD and you aren't even TRYING to hide that fact because YOU KNOW YOU ARE (10/10 meme wise, 1/10 genuine ship wise)

Gangle/Zooble - You're very much into weeb x goth aesthetic pictures most likely found on pinterest (7/10)

Kinger/Queenie - You either only ship canon or you just love what they can be in canon and can't wait to learn more (5/10)

Kaufmo/Pomni - You have at least one AU where Kaufmo isn't abstracted and he actually interacts with Pomni (2/10)

Kaufmo/Jax - You're just in it for the meme potential filled with the most 'no homo guys' jokes (1/10)

Kaufmo/Gangle - I swear y'all hide in the wild SOMEWHERE- I'VE SEEN YOU (1/10)

Moon/Sun - You like Steven Universe (6/10)

Pomni/Ragatha/Jax - You either want to be Pomni, or you can't decide on which ship you like more (2/10)

Pomni/Ragatha/Gangle - You believe in THE yuri of all time (9/10)

Hope you like all of these


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1 year ago

guys. GUYS you know what i keep thinking about. why does (almost?) everyone who has the solver draws it SO much????? like. LIKE. just look at those screenshots

Guys. GUYS You Know What I Keep Thinking About. Why Does (almost?) Everyone Who Has The Solver Draws
Guys. GUYS You Know What I Keep Thinking About. Why Does (almost?) Everyone Who Has The Solver Draws
Guys. GUYS You Know What I Keep Thinking About. Why Does (almost?) Everyone Who Has The Solver Draws
Guys. GUYS You Know What I Keep Thinking About. Why Does (almost?) Everyone Who Has The Solver Draws
Guys. GUYS You Know What I Keep Thinking About. Why Does (almost?) Everyone Who Has The Solver Draws
Guys. GUYS You Know What I Keep Thinking About. Why Does (almost?) Everyone Who Has The Solver Draws
Guys. GUYS You Know What I Keep Thinking About. Why Does (almost?) Everyone Who Has The Solver Draws

Uzi has made those, EVEN in her locker. Nori has made those. Cyn has made those. im not sure about Doll and Yeva but theres at LEAST 3 drones with the solver who did that. whats up with that


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1 year ago

The comment was so fucking funny I literally had to make this

ragatha is perched on the floor looking into the distance intently. she has paws, dog ears and a dog tail. text reads "I need that bone zooble" zooble is just a head on the floor. zooble looks annoyed and confused. text reads "what. ???" end alt text
Gloink mass dog has a bone in its mouth. it is looking towards ragatha who is blurry as she lunges into frame, she still has dog features. text reads " GIMME THAT SHIT RAHHH" end alt text
Gloink mass dog sits with its bone while ragatha barks at gloink mass dogs tail. text reads "Achievement unlocked: 'I-wh-how did... what.'" underneath that text reads "(it's okay we don't know either.)" end alt text
a screenshot of a comment by 'lemon----lime' text reads "What if  it's not what we're thinking, and she just werewolfs. And then they fight over the bone." end alt text

..Hold on. It’s kinda dog shaped.. let me try something.

A bone spawns out of nowhere, and is tossed to the side.

-Exhausted Anon

..Hold On. It’s Kinda Dog Shaped.. Let Me Try Something.
..Hold On. It’s Kinda Dog Shaped.. Let Me Try Something.
..Hold On. It’s Kinda Dog Shaped.. Let Me Try Something.

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1 year ago

SHES REAL SHES REAL AHES REAL SHEA REAL SHES RESL

I would love a gangle plushie i would literally explode and die happy

Show Accurate Gangle Plushie!
Show Accurate Gangle Plushie!
Show Accurate Gangle Plushie!
Show Accurate Gangle Plushie!
Show Accurate Gangle Plushie!

Show accurate Gangle Plushie!

She's 1 meter tall, fully poseable, comes with a removable comedy mask, and doesn't need any central body support to keep her shape.

And she's still nice and soft!


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1 year ago

Girlboss

Did Someone Say The INFLUENCE!?!? Oh No One Did. It Was The Voices Again?? Man.

Did someone say the INFLUENCE!?!? Oh no one did. it was the voices again?? man.

Anyways. Design based on my headmate Viridus thanks for existing pooks <3 (GET OUT.)


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1 year ago

Kitties…. Digital kitties…..

I loved ur cat designs so abstradegy art lmol

Im literally doing this to every digital circus au/design

I Loved Ur Cat Designs So Abstradegy Art Lmol

I hope you like it ^^^

HOLY SMOKES THEY ARE GAY AS HELLā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø TYSM THIS IS SO CUTE 😭


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1 year ago

But then all the bitches wanna say is ā€œohhh but global warming its right there in the name!!! Shouldn’t it be getting hotteer!!!?ā€ LIKE SHUT UP GO PICK UP A SCIENCE TEXTBOOK FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE AND READ FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY

So many people don’t even know the difference between climate change and the fucking weather

So Many People Do Not Understand The Relationship Between Climate Change And Cold Weather.

So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.


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1 year ago

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"


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1 year ago

So true man delicatessen is the peak šŸ™ŒšŸ—£ļø

Wait, Zooble, has Kinger or anybody else solved the crossword yet while Rags was out? - A.C.

Wait, Zooble, Has Kinger Or Anybody Else Solved The Crossword Yet While Rags Was Out? - A.C.

"I think I'm sworn off Italian food after this adventure."


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1 year ago

Man @ask-the-rag-dolly you were not lying this puzzle was easy as hell

I couldn’t find a clear unwatermarked version (but also I wasn’t looking that much) deal with it!!!!

This made me hungry I could really go for some shrimp and sausage Alfredo right now man….

Man @ask-the-rag-dolly You Were Not Lying This Puzzle Was Easy As Hell
Lemonyade is drawn and coloured in a quick way. he is thinking about shrimp and sausage Alfredo. Multiple photos of shrimp Alfredo are layered overlappingly behind him. text reads "mmm camarón Alfredo..." end alt text

Wait, Zooble, has Kinger or anybody else solved the crossword yet while Rags was out? - A.C.

Wait, Zooble, Has Kinger Or Anybody Else Solved The Crossword Yet While Rags Was Out? - A.C.

"I think I'm sworn off Italian food after this adventure."


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1 year ago

Heheheh

halfnhaalf - Half
halfnhaalf - Half

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1 year ago

Original

Original

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1 year ago

They fr thought they was funny fat shaming a drawing that they didn’t even go anonymous for this one 😭😭

Hey I think I know what animal your related to!

Hey I Think I Know What Animal Your Related To!

Your part cow fatty!

Oh wait a minute! let me speak the language of people.

MMMOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(LOL)

What..


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