Latest Posts by halfnhaalf - Page 5
YOU ATE!!! YOU SERVED COOKED ATE AND CLEANED
Some human(?) designs I cooked up for some of the Murder Drones characters.
Details on my designs! - I gave the Disassembly Drones some bat features on them like their faces since they are technically vampires. - Uzi's scar is a reference to her wound from the pilot! (it will disappear eventually cuz of her Solver abilities)
Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but
Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?
Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.
I AM KICKING MY FEET!!!!
Babygirl!!! You came to the party!!
IM LOSING IT THEYRE SO SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alternate scene for Trod 'Drunken Gods' chapter where Lamb is already drunk before Narinder even arrives to the party. Gotta love 'liquid courage'
do u guys remember when ihop was ihob for like two days before changing it back because i think about that all the time.
If you draw Betty and Priya I will give you a big sloppy kiss and 47 cents.
ART FIGHT IS SO SOON AND I HAVENT DONE SHITTTT UUUGGGHHHHH IM LOSING IT!!!
You ate congratulations you get an award for this
Guys sorry @moonie-cake did this I will now be revamping the AU into the Harlekitty AU now
Featuring Catni the Combat Harlekitty, Cainine The Puppermaster, and Dogatha the Ragcollie Bark-nequin
These Puppers are more touchy than usual 😊
Years of experience drawing furries clearly coming in clutch for these goddamn
STOP STOP STOP WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO CUTE IM SCREAMING AND CRYING AND THROWING UP RN IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES
Headcanon time!
When Jessie and Delia aren't cuddling, they usually sleep like this. Jessie's used to sleeping small and sharing space with other people (squishing on tiny beds or park benches with James and Meowth) so she drifts to the edge of the bed and curls up. Delia on the other hand hasn't shared a bed with anyone in years and takes up a lot of space and is a cover hog (good thing Jessie handles being cold well). Delia's love language is physical touch so she tends to follow Jessie wherever she is on the bed just so she can feel her there. This usually leads to Delia having way too much room on her side
Honestly, girl (and anon), you're so right. Like, bro, I'm a furry, and that knot shit always grosses me tf out. It seems to me it's normalized in my Fandom, but hey, that's a different conversation entirely. We should get more afab representation with nsfw fics and art. But that is not to say I hate folk under the Trans umbrella lmao. I need to get to writing more stuff and actually finish it like God damn I have a problem with abandoning shit.
yeah !!! i mean obviously its normalised in lime furry since its a thing in that community mostly, but i think that there is so little attentiin to vaginas in like MOST places actually which really sucks. i think some of this is that lesbian relationshios are somewhat rare to come across (not as much anymore, but still) and even then lesbian sex is MUCH rarer. like healthy lesbian sex not for men to wank off to. i do also havw to say that a lot of people label lesbians as pure and shit, like people who dont have sex and its this like "oh theyre just two girls in love !!" and whenever lesbian sex IS talked about, a lot of people are quick to go "oh thats all for male gaze" as if women dont have sex wkrh other women in wlw relatiionships ? i dont think people mean bad when theh sah these things, but when SO MUCH of lesbian sex is accused of being only for the male gaze it makes lesbians seem like these pure relationshios where 5hey can do nothing rxcept go on little dates and its sort of infantalised in that way ? like two tirls being togethe4 is nothing more than two girls holding hands and kissing (but not with any sdxual feelings !) and going on walks togeher and shit. i think that this is very obviously in the movie love lies bleeding, whwre i have seen many people say the sex was "clearly for the male gaze" when it really isnt. if we assume everything is for men, then what do we have left ? i feel like this is a whole other problem that is relevant to this actyally, but its a differnt problem entirely and has its own thing going on
we need more oussy representation !!!! give us aroused vaginas !!!! explain that wetness running down her thighs in detail please and thank you !!! make her squirt !!!
sorry to my like five regular followers who might see this horny ahh repost and nonsensical rant
I whole heartedly agree it’s genuinely annoying and honestly stems from some sort of societal sexism Yk all that good shit 🙄 it also sucks because like mentioned it becomes all about the one w the dick (and I’m a sucker for smut w feelings) but by that point there’s NOTHING!!!! Not even any foreplsy no pussy acknowledgment Jusr pussy neglect and dick 😡. AND IF IM READING EOMSN WOMSN ITS FOR WOMAN ITS FOR THE PUSSY!!!!! LIKE YOU CANT JUST GIVR THEM A DIVK AND EXPECT ME TO BE OLAY WITH THAT!!!!
why do fanfiction writers always tend to make the already rare female werewolf character have a cock 💔 it's just so hard to find one fanfiction that doesn't do this...and they do it like it's part of the transformation too? like it doesn't matter if the non transformed version of the character has a pussy, when they transform they must have a cock apparently 💔 this has absolutely nothing to do with the character being trans or not because they also do this when they write the character as a cis woman 💔 what does the world have against werewolf pussy? WHY NO PUSSY???? IM SO fucking TIRED OF COCKS AND KNOTS!!!!!!!! WHY THE KNOT??? WOLF JUNK IS NASTY AS FUCK IT LITERALLY LOOKS SO UGLY?? I've seen car crashes less nasty than wolf dick so WHY WOULD YOU RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD PUSSY FOR THAT?? I don't get it. i understand that part of the internet is into that, furries and stuff, BUT STILL stop giving KNOTS TO THE FEMALE WEREWOLVES PLEASE !!!!! just let them have pussies please 💔💔
im so sorry for lashing out this is not who i am but this is a tendency I noticed and it frustrated the shit out of me last night 💔 id post this on my main but id look unhinged
i nedd you to understbs that everytime i wrote soemthing complaining about abo tbid was in my mind the entire time but i didnt say it becwyse i thoight it might be too specific ot a proboem but YEAH !!! I DONT LIKE COCK !! I JATE DICKS I JATE READING ABOUT IT I HATE EVERYRHING ABOUT IT AND I LOVE PUSSY AND READING ABOUT PUSSH !!! and it just feels so weird to me like im guessing its becayde dicks have the ability tonget hard so its easiee to show horniness theouth thst wsy snd put the characters into a situstion, im guessing its becwuse peopoe who weite abo sre also udually really into cum and huge monster cocks but i sctuslly despise ir !!! i am reading fanfiction between teo cis women and suddenly its hest time ot some fucking shit and BOOM one of then gets a dick. its so lazy in my opinion, it comes across to me as not being able to weite like sex without a dick, especslly since theres never sny fingering or foreolay involved after the girl gains a dick. its just full on alwsys dick insode oussy, thrusr, cum s few times, and thats it. in my opinion, its lazy.
also we do just need more werewolf pussy like actually give me s girl wirh a bush you get me ? give me a wereeolf girl with a pussy that squirts or some fuckong shit, its like vaginss can also show horniness youknow !!! and it just feels so boring because then the giel gets a dick becsudeo heat or whatever fucking bullshit abo does and she gets s dick snd then ALL that the author focuses on is the dick, when ig gets hard abd starts twitching abd precun and thats it. there is zero focus on tbe pussy, especially in a smut story where rheyre BOTH horny apparenlty, but its never shoen for thr girls with the pussy ? it actually just feels lazy to me i cant tell you how lazy it feels its so boring to read like oh look at that another abo where all that happens is the girl thrusrs inside her a fee times and cums snd thats it, no foreplsy or nothing.
AND !! I DONT LIKE DICK !! HAVE TO MAKE THAT CLEAE !!! i dont like sex that involves dick, strap ons ? yeah !! lets fucking go love that !! dildos too whatever because theyre nor dick !! so when im searchinh for a girl x girl relataionship, who both girls are cis, then i dont want to see a dick suddenly becwyse its fucking abo. its fucking stupid, make the pussy horny !! describe thr thumping feeling, the wetneess !! holding her thighs together !! fingering !!! please !!! we need moee pussy in smut !!
also, fuck knots. fuck wereeolf dicks. i hate them all with a burning passion like genuinly its so annoying and stupid !!! and its not even hot !! there are SO MANY shios that involve a character rhat has a dick, they coukd choose to weite about them maybe. and i understabd that peope can wrirr ehatever they want, im all for that ! if thats what yoire into then go for it im not going to be kn the comments like fuck you becayse its not my business, but when this happens for EVERY SINGLE SHIP WITH A WEREOLF IN MOST FANFICS AND EVEN FANARTS, it gets really annoying. 0/10 abo sucks
Holy fucking shit this is peak comedy
real canon event of pomni being cautht
(comedy horror au)
HAHAHAGAHS IM SOBBING WTF
@bamsara the crown is the least of their worries rn😓😓
Hehehe
My official contribution to the lamb. Praise be to thy lamb lol
I think my interpretation of the goat is that they killed narinder and actively hate on him .
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA love to spite your enemies (one way or another)
okay angst over time for goofy ass
GAY PEOPLE GAY PEOPLE GAY PEOPLE GAY PEOPLEEEVSHDHSHSVDJSHVARGGAGAGRSGDTSGATAGAFAG
They are the worst and dumbest creatures ever to exist. Besties the rumors are starting
non-serious doodles that may or may not show up in TROD (the crab person was originally twitch chat's self insert btw lmao) pov you try to be supportive to your your god/enemy/best friend to do whatever he wants with his new freedom and he does this wyd
BRUH I AM LACKING IM MISSING ALL THE LORE WHAT THE FFUCK HELPPP WHATS HAPPENING
'whoops'
tfw you accidentally resurrect something because your emotions went a little too haywire. very rough scribbles for a scene in TROD maybe later
BWAGAHAHAHAGA
Oh this is my favourite thing ever holy shittt
cotl: unholy alliance
Soggy little gay man
this was also supposed to go with the last post but idk if I wanna keep the dialogue with clauneck at this point in the timeline so take this with no context
Voodoo doll core
what's with this bitch and knives ?? hello this is too much of a recurring thing to Not be a character motif ??
🔴🔵🟡⚪ POMNI PUDDING IS HERE ⚪🟡🔵🔴
TASTE* the existential dread with Pomni Pudding! These pudding charms have a printed design on the removable lid and contain a soft squishy that smells like vanilla. Caine approved!
They're now available over on my Etsy!
*It's not actually edible, please for the love of god do not eat this
You ate this up mewzi is the best pun ever
catvee and mewzi !!! :D
I plan to make more cat designs of the md chars, but im lazy sooooo we'll see dawg :3c
