Claudius: Would You Stab Your Best Friend For Ten Million Dollars?

Claudius: Would you stab your best friend for ten million dollars?

Brutus: Stab me in the leg. And when I heal, we can buy a big-ass house!

Lyme: You can stab me too. Then we will have twenty million dollars!

Brutus: Great idea.

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3 years ago

Caius: Why is Ronan so sad?

Luna: He took one of those 'Which Capitol Person Are You' quizzes.

Caius:..And?

Luna: He got President Snow.


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3 years ago

Callista: You seem familiar, have I fucked you before?


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3 years ago

Beetee: *finishes reading the book* Sleep now.

Andre: But- but there might be scary monsters under my bed!

Beetee: Scarier than your mother?

Andre: *sleeps*

3 years ago

Adessa: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Odin: You need to stop.

3 years ago

Honestly, same.

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3 years ago

Ronan: Thank you for everyone for joining to our monthly meeting-

Odin, totaly distracted and annoyed: I am not an infant for the millionth time!

Adessa: Well, you certainly sound like one.

Ronan: I-

Misha, chugging down a whole pocket of marshmallows; How many of these you guys think I can put in my mouth?

Devon: Try as much as you can, Mish!

Emory, desperately trying to stop them: I think we can do better challenges than this.

Ronan: Everyone-

Enobaria: I WILL NOT SAY SORRY TO YOUR USELESS CATS, YOU BITC-

Callista, glares: What was that?

Enobaria, stuttering: No-nothing.

Nero: I think we all need to relax.

Callista: Still trying it, darling. It does not work.

Ronan: Can I please have everyone's attention-

Hera, just entered: Why is everyone yelling here?

Petra: I don't know..BUT IT'S AWESOME!

Ronan: *blows a whistle*

Lyme:

Brutus:

Lyme:

Brutus, blinks: Dammit, I lost!

Lyme, grins: As always!

Claudius: Congrats, boss.

Ronan, turns to his Victors: Can I have some help?

Caius: Yes, of course. The village therapist is actually good.

Luna: And cute.

Ronan:

Ronan: Is it how does it feels like when you have wild and dangerous baby Victors?

Iris, with a sudden flashback of bb!Adessa: Not even close.


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3 years ago
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Summary: Mentoring can be hard folks- most of the time it is.

2 years ago

Misha: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Emory: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Misha:

Misha: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

3 years ago

Adessa: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you.


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