Luna: What's that?
Odin: Adessa just gave me a get well soon card.
Luna: Ah, that's sweet of her.
Odin: I'm not sick, she just thinks I can do better when it comes to politics.
*Some Victors giving advice Misha*
Emory: It's okay to ask for help.
Lyme: You're not a burden.
Calli: Murder is okay.
Brutus: Do not listen Callista and you'll be fine.
Misha: Why do people who use baby changing stations always come back with the same baby?
Emory: Remind me to never let you babysit for anyone ever.
*Callista coming to village after murdered people*
Callista: If I didn't know better, I'd say you are impressed.
Hera: But you know better.
Misha: Am I in trouble?
Lyme: Take a guess.
Misha: No?
Lyme: Take an another guess.
Ronan: Are you sure this is best for our country?
President Snow: Certainly, I am as sure as I am honest.
Ronan, mutters: If that's the case, we are definitely fucked up.
Store Worker: Would Miss Emory please come to the front desk?
Emory, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Misha and Devon*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Misha and Devon, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Emory: I didn't even brought you guys here with me-
Lyme: Fuck.
Adessa: Language!
Brutus: Yeah, watch your fucking language.
Luna: Alright, which one of you taught the fuck word to Odin!?
Iris: 'The fuck word', you say.
Emory: Are y'all stupid? Y'all using the f-word all the time.
Enobaria:
Hera:
Nero:
Petra: Oh my Snow she censored it.
Ronan: Please do not-
Misha: Say fuck, Emory.
Callista: Do it, little one. Say fuck.
Devon: What's fuck?
Misha: Oh no, it's contagious.
Nero, texting: Hey do you like anyone?
Callista: Yeah you
Nero: No, we are bestriends-
Callista: Sorry darling it was supposed to be; yeah, you
Nero: Oh, ok
Nero: *dies inside*
Callista: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Callista: I want to make him an outlier tribute. Once he is free of his fluffy, innocent and ignorant flesh, he may be long time lovers with insanity. He won't dare to leave me like others did.
Hera: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
Misha:
Emory:
Adessa:
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