hamonique-ao3
I don't know shit about tumblr but I write whump on ao3 (pfp and headers aren't mine, credits to the artists) hello Jon, apologies for the deception AO3
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A Jayjon presentation for anyone who's new to Jon and Jay from a fan <3
SHE STILL SEES JOHN AND MARTIN AS HER FRIENDS
I drew a lot of jasons muehehhe
Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:
Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child
Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer
Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels
Has no clue what a joke is
Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London
Had to have two separate interventions
Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life
The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat
Allegedly participated in amdram
Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess
Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks
Knows nothing about library science
Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé
Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice
Asexual icon
Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode
Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally
Died for our Jonathan Sins
Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss
Archivist: Wow those strawberries look amazing, what’s your secret?
Gardener: One time I killed a man
I love that nearly the entire user base of tumblr is going to stab 1 man. Guys there’s nothing left 😭😭😭
Happy Ides of March for those who celebrate <3
here, spin this wheel to find out if you participated in stabbing Caesar or if you're just getting a participation trophy because you were there and said "yeah, get him!"
a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared
now that I'm grown, I'm scared of ghosts
last part
s5 jonmartin
s4 peter lukas
maxwell rayner
the distortion
pretty much most avatars
jonah after getting arrested
original elias bouchard
martin blackwood
helen cheering melanie on
next part
My my friends got me a TMA birthday cake and I laughed for a solid 5 minutes
The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator
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Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found
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HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???
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HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??
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LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU
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LMAOOOOO
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I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.
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Do you hear that
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This is kind of a bop actually
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op? op are you ok
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going on a date tomorrow! 😀
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haha what.
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can you repeat that op
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op?
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op can you repeat that
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I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.
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Hi
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hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?
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does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.
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why do you need skin
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wouldn’t you like to know, door boy
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is there wifi down here
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no
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HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
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I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU
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Oh. You.
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What. What does that mean
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I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!
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are you SERIOUS
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I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN
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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE
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my bad
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The jurgen leitner hate is real
First meeting🌱
JMart flowershop AU in which Jon is trying to send a message to his boss Elias
This is so silly I'm just having fun with it, I saw a screenshot of a Tumblr post describing this scene after posting those flowershop AU sketches and I just had to make it jmart related!
Here's the post (couldn't find the link to the original post, only a screenshot)
tim stoker is not only a fire sign, but a big giant borderline. here’s an unnecessarily thorough analysis of why that is!
(season 3 spoilers, therefore talk of suicidal ideation/suicide in general)
Afficher davantage
Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D
WHERE IT ALL STARTED…
The origins of Jon’s story, the book he was always meant to read
supple-MENTAL am I right-
I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons
Get his ass, Gertrude.
''the secret history vibe is studying hard and loving the classics'' so close! the secret history vibe is a close group of pretentious idiots who secretly hate each other murdering people for the vibe and ignoring the concepts of the moon landing and hypothermia
bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM
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