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Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

bro im gonna CRY i didnt know this 🥺

ANYONE GOT A STORY FROM THAT PLEASE IF SO SEND ME THE LINKS!!!!

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🧜🏻‍♀️Mermaids From Different Bodies of Water🌊

Tidal pool mermaids-

🐚 tiny

🐚usually colorful

🐚 intricate patterns

🐚 helpful with positive energy and protection

Offerings:

Ethically sourced pieces of coral or coral agate

Colorful sea shells

Visit an aquarium

Fruit

Seaweed

Sun water

Rocks

Lake mermaids-

🐟 usually grey, dark blue, grey, green, or light blue (depends on water quality)

🐟 can be benevolent or malevolent depending on location

🐟 experts at camouflage

🐟 behavior and magical qualities depend on the lake they’re in

Offerings:

Lake plants

Lake stones

Lake glass

Freshwater pearl, clam, or oyster

Moss or moss agate

Marimo

Turtle and fish imagery

Tropical mermaids-

🏝 vary in size and can include reef mermaids

🏝 usually colorful or teal

🏝 usually have a calm but very playful demeanor

🏝 love to swim with dolphins and usually stick around their pods

🏝tend to venture to shallow waters

🏝 tend to be active during the day and enjoy sunlight & warmth

🏝 helpful with peace and love spells

Offerings:

Conch shells

Pink sand

Scented salts

Shiny things (shells & crystals)

Larimar and holey stones

Colorful stones or sand

Fruit or palm tree

Sun water

River mermaids-

🏞 usually benevolent

🏞 loves rocks and animals

🏞 may be very small or normal sized

🏞helpful with grounding

Offerings:

River pebbles

River water

Moss or moss agate

Freshwater pearl, clams, or oysters

Forest plants, especially infused with water, for example: pine water

Reef mermaids-

🐙 hides in reefs and anenomes most of the time

🐙 very very colorful

🐙 usually small

🐙 benevolent but temperamental

🐙 very diverse and high energy

🐙 helpful with protection

Offerings:

Coral agate or coral pieces

Sea shells or hag stones

Any high energy and colorful stones

Shark teeth & sand dollars

Visit an aquarium

Crab, starfish, fish, eel, and stingray imagery

Swamp mermaids-

🐊 usually grey, green, or brown

🐊 thrive in murky water, good at camouflage

🐊 can be kind to people who are connected & kind to the swamp, but otherwise are usually malevolent

🐊 love to sunbathe

🐊 helpful with curses and banishing

Offerings:

Alligator teeth

Snake skin

Agate

Sun water

Swamp mud

Spring mermaids-

💧blue coloring

💧tend to be gentle but very distant

💧very helpful with cleansing

Offerings:

Spring water

Lemons or cucumbers

White and blue flowers

Clear quartz or blue lace agate

Arctic mermaids-

❄ white, grey, clear, or navy blue coloring

❄ helpful in glamours and sheilding

Offerings:

Ice cubes

Glacier water

Glitter

Orca, seal, and other artic animal imagery

Hijab wears I have a question.

This may be a stupid question but its bothering my brain so @ hijab wearers if you wear a wig does that count as covering your hair? Its been bothering me for a while for the answerer  and I am fully prepared to be called an idiot.

Me too please!!!

Someone please tag me in posts to be more androgynous

How can i look genderless, but also like a mix of femme and masc?

Please, I need to know

Dysphoria is hell

I need androgyny

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