Um I Have Two Favorite Colors So I Would Be Both Neutral Good And Evil And A Popular Bard 

“I want to see the world… But I cannot move”

Reblog the snowman to show him the world.

LGBTQ+ POLL

FIRST THINGS FIRST HOMOPHOBIC PEOPLE GET OUTTA HERE

REBLOG PLZ PEEPS I WANT TO KNOW LOTS OF LGBTQ+ SUPPORTERS

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

Why must we suffer its been 3 hours I need my fics

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Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

Me too please!!!

Someone please tag me in posts to be more androgynous

How can i look genderless, but also like a mix of femme and masc?

Please, I need to know

Dysphoria is hell

I need androgyny

I mean Jesus fucking Christ this is not right