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I hate in the MCU or anything when the aliens or whatever are attacking and everyone’s just ‘oh yeah we be chilling just cowering over here’ as if seventy percent of humanity isn’t really angry all the time like catch these hands motherfucker I’ve bitten people for trying to steal my chips you think you can just steal my whole fucking planet YEET HERE COME MY TEETH film people be using responses to natural disasters but I promise if human sized things came to throw down humanity would be ready to fuck them up like yeah you got laser guns I got this dope ass stick I just found let’s go you ugly fuck
if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is
“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”
Cat Claw retraction
I am pansexual
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
Adrien is chat noir so why are y'all shipping adrichat
Sees that we are trending #1 because of Adrichat....
Capitalism at its best. Some role models we should all consider. I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!
I am pansexuel and i like mermaids
its a Fact™ that bisexual kids don’t know what to do w their hands and percy is nothing without awkward bisexual finger guns (original text)
bonus annabi:
ur welcome