Public Service Announcement.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Happy Easter y'all!!

My mother says that fanfiction doesn’t count as reading because “it isn’t nearly as good as the stuff that’s published. You’re not going to find something online that will win a Booker Prize.” Please reblog if you count fan fiction as reading, or if the fanfiction you’ve read is equally as good as published novels. I want to see the figures.

if you find you are surrounded by toxic people… 

CUT. 

THEM. 

OUT.

space shanites

ok but like. space shanties. 

there’s a thing that should definitely be a thing in sci-fi.

Human with hairspray and a lighter joins in the destruction

Aliens with humans

(sorry if anyone has already brought this up)

so, aliens reacting to humans laughing at the wrong times/awkward situations. 

but…

imagine humans laughing when they’re gonna absolutely fuck something up 

Alien: It seems we are surrounded, by multiple weapons, and have a good chance of dying, what shall we do

Human (with a big bazooka or some deadly weapon): *cackling*

Alien: If I may ask, how is this situation comical

Human (still laughing): Because I’m about to fuck this shit up

Alien who has been around humans for a while: I suggest we all take cover immediately.

same here

barely but we did it