Sad Bean

One of these peaches... is not like the rest

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

First-timer

peter: hi, mr. barnes sir, uh,, i have a question about your metal arm

bucky: no, it cannot turn into a gun-

peter: can i put some magnets on it?

bucky: ??? sure???

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tony: barnes why do you have cat stickers on your arm

bucky: they are hello kitty magnets and they are perfect

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peter: [sees steves shield] … [puts hello kitty magnets on the shield]

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steve: why are there magents on my shield?!

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peter: hello mr. thor!

thor: hello, baby spider!

peter: [sputters in confusion] okay-?

peter: uh, can i put a magnet on mew-mew?

thor: her name is mjolnir, but yes! you may put magnets on her

peter: [sticks hello kitty magnet on mjolnir]

*me whispering* The new “Night Court” reboot will premiere on on NBC on January 17,2023 at 8pm EST.

Pass it on!

Writing prompt

A teen mystery show has the sweet innocent side character get dragged to some evil dimension but instead of focusing on the main team we watch the girl's journey to get back home

Merry Christmas 

peter: hi, mr. barnes sir, uh,, i have a question about your metal arm

bucky: no, it cannot turn into a gun-

peter: can i put some magnets on it?

bucky: ??? sure???

-

tony: barnes why do you have cat stickers on your arm

bucky: they are hello kitty magnets and they are perfect

-

peter: [sees steves shield] … [puts hello kitty magnets on the shield]

-

steve: why are there magents on my shield?!

-

peter: hello mr. thor!

thor: hello, baby spider!

peter: [sputters in confusion] okay-?

peter: uh, can i put a magnet on mew-mew?

thor: her name is mjolnir, but yes! you may put magnets on her

peter: [sticks hello kitty magnet on mjolnir]

I've been waiting for this

😌💕