This Is Stomp Dog It Shows Up To Stomp Away Sadness

They’re ALL dad-friends now, will you look at that….

Side-Swaps:

Anxiety - Creativity - Logic - ^Morality^ - Deceit - Intrusive Thoughts

Imagine if he met helas dog

Peter, throwing some wood for a dog: go fetch! Look at how fast she’s going. I’m gonna sign her up for the dog Olympics-

Tony, having a mental breakdown: that was a whole tree… what the fuck Peter?

Peter, watching the dog try and drag a full sized oak tree: what a warrior, I’m such a proud father.

Tony: Have you ever been to an animal hospital?

Peter: No

Peter: [imagining a bunny wearing a stethoscope] But I want to…

Papa Tony (◕‿◕✿)

The universe: [hands peter to tony]

Tony: …this is a child

The universe: yes

Tony; a child with spider powers

The universe: Mmhm

Tony; is the child with spider powers… going to help?

The universe: if you don’t want him, give him back

Tony, bringing peter closer to his chest: No.

The universe grinning: then he helps

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

First-timer

This breaks my heart