I Am The Kind Of Person Who Says Hi To Dogs

There are 4 stages in life. First, you believe in Santa, then you don’t believe in Santa, then you act like Santa, and then you look like Santa.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

Contestants in the 2017 Miss Peru competition used their platform to bring awareness to violence against women. Instead of stating their body measurements when they stepped up to the mic, the women reported statistics like “the 65% of university women assaulted by their partners” and “more than 80% of women in my city suffer from violence.” Source Source 2

Nico: Okay google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Nico:

Nico: Bing, how do I get–

Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

Grinch The Introvert

In 2008, the 90’s felt like “the 90’s”. It’s 2018 and the 2000’s don’t feel like “the 2000’s”, they just make you go “Holy shit that was 10 years ago??”.

(via BoringEnormous)

Trying to find something to motivate myself and I found this little line from Van Gogh

Home is where the water is tasteless.