Burning Rose

If it talks like a duck

I’m just in a silly goofy mood, I’m so sorry you have to deal with my shit. Just a lil more of this ridiculousness.  They’re not necessarily related 

Tony: Lets play guess the avenger, I’ll give you guys a clue and you guess who it is. Ass and no brains. 

Bucky: Steve

Steve:???

Bucky: *shrugs* Your plans consist of jumping out of windows and landing on your shield. 

Tony: Correct. Next, a lost puppy on 2 legs

Sam: Bucky

Bucky: What the hell? 

Tony: Bonus round, a lost puppy on 2 legs that blushes and freezes

Sam: Bucky, when y/n is in the same room as him

Bucky: What- no- 

You: Hey, what are you guys doing?

Bucky: *freezes before diving head first into the cushions* 

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Tony: Truth or dare Bucky: Why are you like this

Tony: Just pick, 

Bucky: Truth

Tony: Do you have a crush on anyone on the team?

Bucky:…I pick dare

Tony: I dare you to tell me if you have a crush on anyone on the team

Bucky:…I’m putting myself back in cyro

Tony:….

Bucky: STEVE TAKE ME BACK TO RUSSIA 

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You: Bucky, could you-

Bucky: yes.

You: oh, uh, are you sure? I was just going to ask if-

Bucky: yes.

You: It’s just that-

Bucky: yes.

A few days later

Sam: How did y/n rope you into taking care of her hamster?

*Hamster sits on his shoulder while they both watch a documentary on Netflix* 

Bucky: *brushes off sunflower seeds off his lap* Don’t ask. 

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Sam: If it stares, growls and grunts like a bear, what is it

Steve: Bucky, when Walker talks to y/n

Bucky: Shut up punk

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Sam: Two truths and a lie, go

Bucky: I don’t like anyone, my hair is brown and I have a metal arm

Sam: Those are all truths, one is supposed to be-

Bucky: *looks at you with heart eyes*

Sam: OH MY GOD YOU LIKE Y/-

Bucky: *Yeets Sam across the room* 

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You: I can’t find my knife, has anyone seen it? I need it for the next mission. 

Sam: Here, take this with you *shoves Bucky by your side* He comes with knives, guns, and a staring problem. Great to shoo away unwanted attention.  

You: *poke his side teasingly* This could do, will you protect me Barnes?

Bucky: *blushes furiously when you slip your hand into his, tugging him to the jet* Always, doll

Just thinking...What if... stalked reader is the crazy one and the "poor" stalker doesn't know what he got himself into. 👀👀

Someone needs to save him from dear Y/N...😂

Reader: "Wait! You didn't stalk me for a week. Where have you been?"

Stalker: "What? I..."

Reader: "We have a routine, Sir. I leave my bedroom curtains open so you can get a glimpse of my cute bottom and I get off imagining you will break into my apartment to eat my coochie!"

Stalker: Loses his shit. "What the fuck!"

Reader: "You can't change our routine out of the blue. Thursday nights are there for our sex dates!"

Stalker: "Sex dates?" *starts to sweat.* He looks around the deserted street, asking himself if this is the right moment to grab you.

Reader: *sighs deeply* "I got the bags with me for a reason," you point at the duffle bags slung over your shoulder. "Now, chop-chop and kidnap me! I want to see your home!"

The New Recruit- Masterlist

Pairings: Bucky x Reader

Summary: You and Bucky have a best friends with benefits relationship, since he is not the “relationship” type. Things go crazy when the new recruit shows up.

Warning: Lots of grammar issues that I don’t care enough to fix cause this isn’t getting handed in for a grade lmao!

Prequel

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15- Finale

Read it now on AO3

Me when I find the most Damn beautiful fanfiction written in the story and Tumblr automatically returns to the main page. Now I have to search for it by tags why didn't I give it a like.

Soooooo good. Really. A MASTERPIECE. The emotions, the depth, the funny parts, happiness, sadness… everything. Its just… WOOOW

"Two Sides of The Same Coin" Chapter List

The Grumpy x Sunshine Series story! AO3⏐Wattpad⏐Two Sides Of The Same Coin Playlist Pairing: Sunshine!Reader x Grumpy!Bucky Barnes

Chapter 1 - Welcome To New York Chapter 2 - State of Grace Chapter 3 - Ready for It? Chapter 4 - Holy Ground Chapter 5 - Wonderland Chapter 6 - It’s Nice To Have A Friend Chapter 7 - The Archer Chapter 8 - Mad Woman Chapter 9 - I Did Something Bad Chapter 10 - Hoax Chapter 11 - So It Goes… Chapter 12 - Delicate Chapter 13 - Mirrorball Chapter 14 - We Were Happy Chapter 15 - A Place In This World Chapter 16 - Everything Has Changed Chapter 17 - The Joker and The Queen Chapter 18 - I’m Only Me When I’m With You Chapter 19 - The Outside Chapter 20 - Bad Blood Chapter 21 - Nothing New Chapter 22 - Safe and Sound Chapter 23 - Dancing With Our Hands Tied Chapter 24 - You Are In Love Chapter 25 - Peace Chapter 26 - Invisible String Chapter 27 - False God Chapter 28 - Exile Chapter 29 - Renegade Chapter 30 - Out Of The Woods Chapter 31 - Long Live Chapter 32 - Last Kiss Chapter 33 - Come Back…Be Here Chapter 34 - Breathe Chapter 35 - All Too Well Chapter 36 - Don’t Blame Me Chapter 37 - Evermore Chapter 38 - Long Story Short (Epilogue) Chapter 39 - Daylight (Epilogue) Chapter 40 - Begin Again (Prologue) Chapter 41 - Welcome To New York (Outtake) Chapter 42 - Treacherous (Outtake) Chapter 43 - Enchanted (Outtake) Chapter 44 - This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things (Outtake) Bonus Chapter (Wedding Fluff) - Going To The Chapel And They’re Gonna Get Married The Interrogation Even More Outtakes AnonymityIsFun Masterlist Grumpy Sunshine Series

Forever isn't for everyone. Is forever for you ?

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Fight for me - Series Masterlist

Summary: After years in an abusive relationship, you finally get out. When the Avengers decide to raise awareness for your Battered Women’s Home, you bump into Bucky Barnes, the hottest, most complicated man you’ve ever met. He thinks you’re too good for him, but when your abusive ex reappears, Bucky knows he has to keep you safe - by any means necessary.

Pairing: Beefy!Bucky x reader

Series warnings: Language, talking about previous abuse, talking about kinky times, violence, eventual smut.

For more info, see individual parts…

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Finale