Me : Let's play Sherlock, because I can't find my headphones.
Brain : You think they're here?
Me : I Hope so...
Brain with sarcasm : Well, keep it up.
Hey, hi! Maybe someone didn’t expect to see anything here, but here I am again! I got inspired and drew my father (trolls near lusus it's me and my alpha version). He mainly eats fish, isn't poisonous and sleeps a lot.
Me.: *quietly sits in the room and cries*
Me.: Why can't I talk to anyone about my favorite fandoms? Why is everyone silent in my presence, why?...
Me.: *continues to cry*
Someone: Hey, why are you crying?
Me: Oh, well, the ending of Sally Face hit the eyes.
Person: Who is Sumo?
Me: This is a plump and lazy bun with cinnamon.
Я.: Эй Мозг, что ты мне принёс сегодня?
Мозг.: Ничего.
Я.: Это ты мне принёс и вчера.
Someone: I watched the Avengers and I can tell you the spoilers. >:)
Me: *I'm spreading my arms to the side* Well, tell me.
Someone: I thought you...
Me: I don't care, i'm not interested in it.
Someone.: Why are you awake at night? You found an attractive guy?
Me.: Yeah, he looked beautiful with such a scale.
Someone.: Wait, scale?
Me.: Look. *showing pictures of dawn*