Give Him A British Fiver.

Cute-otye

Can't remember if this is canon, or from the time I got reincarnated as yamcha spinoff. I could sworn tien butchered him in canon

After the tragic death of Batman, the league(who have no clue who Bruce Wayne is) are shocked when Batman shows up to their meeting the next week. Only... He's different. The mannerisms are different, the voice is doing the same things but is also different, he might be shorter, he smiled maybe,ect

Of course they start theories to explain the bat doppelganger, ranging from clones, multiversal variants, And reformed supervillains. But what they also notice is that Robin stopped showing up as often, and when he does, he treats batman differently than before. So they try to nonchalantly ask Robin(Damian Wayne) who gives the answer of "Bat puberty"(it was Dick's idea)

When the titans ask what's up with batman after their latest team up, Tim says something that strongly implied he was gay or bi(I dunno what though, I don't know any phrases that could be used for coming out or just normal descriptions)

When commissioner Gordon asks Batgirl off duty if she knew why batman was different now, she (while still pissed off over Jim misgendering her roommate (it was a genuine accident, and the roommate in question forgave him)) says that "maybe he's on his period". Jim takes this completely at face value and accepts that batman is trans.

Red hood doesn't get asked this often due to his terse relationship with Bruce, but when a goon FINALLY decided to ask what changed between him and batman, he is thrilled to explain that "now they have shared experiences "and ever since his death his personality went a complete 180" "I havent seen any previous lives of his, but I like this one" he doesn't clarify further. The goons are now convinced he is a time lord of some form. This theory spreads faster than any other.

Eventually everyone has their own theory, with answers ranging from his unstable nature as a clone, to time travel, to I don't wanna talk about him after hearing of his modeling career, and being the literal antichrist(this one is perpetuated by Constantine In exchange for a favor from him), to a really intense method actor in cosplay.

So now batman is trans, gay, immortal, biblical, clone,ect

And dick has a little book dedicated to keeping track of these theories.

And people assume that he is just trying to either figure out this Batman deal, or is trying to get to know Batman better after the reincarnation.

It never crosses anyone's mind that maybe it's because he needs to keep his lies straight.

Because he's Batman (to noones surprise except for those in the same universe)

Someone should make this into a calligraphic art piece.

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

So I googled Elvis on the DC wiki

It was mostly empty, but I noticed that there was a version called "President Presley" from Earth-1098

Researching Earth-1098 reveals that this is a hypertime variant or something? And I thought this it was like a variant of Kingdom Come universe because it first showed up in the second issue of "the Kingdom" but it's not? Cuz the costume designs don't match at all?

Anyways, after some google-justu and some (un)educated guesses, I've come to the conclusion that 1098 takes place in 2013 - 16

Cuz Supergirl generally arrives at least 20 years after Kal El (he's generally an fully grown man when she arrives) and when I look at the images of 1098 S-Girl I think she looks around the same age as Power Girl(?) maybe? I dunno but power girl is like 30 years old when compared to Supergirl. anyways S-Girl (alt name used 1098 Kara) says that Wonder Woman and the Justice society raised her. Also Batgirl seems to be around the same age as Bruce Wayne (or at least old enough to confide in him about this stuff), and as we all know, Bruce is a 30 something year old playboy. Therefore that means that Batgirl is in her 20s-30s as well. I guess. And when you compare that to the young adult/teen counterparts from the main continuity, this leads me to believe that earth 1098 takes place at minimum 15 years after 1998. Though tbh I think that it's more likely to be closer to 18/20 years as that feels better in my head. Anyways.

With this timeframe I have concluded that Elvis either beat Obama in the 2008 election, or he Beat Donald Trump in the 2016 election. Or maybe he ran Republican. Not much is known about the Kings political beliefs, but what is known (thru very confident google results) is that he was a Democrat back in the days before the parties basically swapped(I think? I dunno political history), and would probably run as a Republican. But not like a modern Republican, more like a "liberal conservative" question mark? Either way I doubt he could be much worse than the orange ogre. At least he can sing. That's a better quality for a president than being an ignorant buffoon, right?

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I dunno what to fill this empty space with

He's hideous. We shoulda gotten Elvis.

Character arc.

In 2030 they'll be posting about how their new SO likes their toast and how they are so supportive of their very lightly toasted toast.

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

What else would we do? Tittie the tank engine?

Ngl that sounds fire

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

That has to suck. I wonder if I got some chocolate milk in the fridge for him

girls when they remember that green lantern vol 3 ends with kyle losing all his tethers to earth to the point that it is no longer his home and because loving is the only thing he knows how to do he devotes himself wholly to the only thing he has left which is an organization that doesn’t give a damn about him as person and one that slowly begins to condone the antithesis of everything he stands for which eventually leads him to strike out on his own where he is later kidnapped and forced into violence in an attempt to break his resolve in his convictions only for him to emerge with said convictions intact but with the price of being irreparably scarred both mentally and physically by what he’s done and what’s been done to him

So uhh, I wanna try making a short story in a (pseudo?) webcomic format.

I just have no clue what or how just that I wanna get philosophical on the nature of clone &/or vampires. also clone angst? And subverting clone angst? Simultaneously?

Any ideas?