Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:
Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
Nature control
Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
evolves to a badass beast
He’s too freaking strong
up for hugs
He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever
He can dance
I had lost all hope
But then you were back on
And my life was back on tracks
YAY
Maggie Menu
On the menu for Maggie tonight is puréed sweet potato, puréed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!
"Wait…fit people have rolls too??!"
Yes, yes they do
Qui c'est qui s'était promis d'écrire une fanfic Kaamelott en français et à la place vient de passer 8 heures à écrire le premier chapitre d'une fanfic Crimson Peak en anglais??
C'EST BIBI
Promis je fais au moins 1 one shot sur Kaamelott avant de faire le chapître 2 de ma Crimson Peak
I am SO fangirling right now.SO MUCH.
HAHAHA YES I KNEW IT! THE TOSS WAS REAL AND NOT CG! It explains why everyone looks so freakin excited when he catches it, lol. [link]
Dis be like pure bliss!
I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE
WAIT FOR IT
LORDE OF THE RINGS
27y.o. w/ the emotional maturity of a fern | Multi-fandom | she/they | ADHD as heck | La guerre est un salsifi
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