Might I add:
-the “pretend you’re a sim without a choice” method
-the “get someone else with executive dysfunction and help each other do stuff” method
-the “pretend you’re piloting someone else to do their stuff” method
-the “Ask for someone to breathe down your neck” method
-the “pretend you’re a slave in medieval times” method
-the “make jokes out loud about absolutely everything as you do it” method (works best with sleep deprived delirium)
-the “sing a song about what you’re doing” method (especially if you sing it oompa loompa style)
-the “pretend you’re possessed by your comfort character bc they want you to actually care for yourself” method
-the “be loud and silly like ASDF while you do stuff” method (works best if you’re alone OR have other people being loud and silly with you)
I might reblog with more if I come up with other ideas
The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.
The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.
The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.
The “get stuff done while you wait” method.
The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.
The “break the task into smaller steps” method.
The “treat yourself like a pet” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.
The “put on a persona” method.
The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.
The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.
The “wait for a trigger” method.
The “do it for your future self” method.
The “might as well” method.
The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.
The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.
The “make it easy” method.
The “junebugging” method.
The “just show up” method.
The “accept when you need help” method.
The “make it into a game” method.
The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.
The “trick yourself” method.
The “break it into even smaller steps” method.
The “let go of should” method.
The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.
The “fork theory” method.
The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.
I HAVE MADE AI POISON
All of these images are very high resolution (the more jumbled pixels the more the ai gets confused) ranging from 3500x3500 - 5000 pixels,
I’ll add more later, but for now here’s these.
They’re in png format, but I think JPG will work too if tumblr doesn’t let you have it as a PNG. Use them for whatever art of yours you like, just put it on and decide on opacity. You could even make a repeating pattern if you’d like, I don’t really care.
I made all of these on IBIS paint, I’ll put an alt to explain how I made each image
Feel free to RB to spread this and/or add your own AI poison for artists to use.
As a single person who cares about being good in school: Fuck you /j
(I SEARCHED FOR THIS POST JUST TO SAY THIS)
i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you
First post here-
HOW AM I STUPIDLY SKINNY WITH THE MINIMUM BODY FAT TO BE HEALTHY.
BUT IM ALSO BROAD- THAT SHOULDNT WORK (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾
IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH GRRR /pos
YOU GAVE HIM WITTWE KIBBY PAWS 😭😭😭😭😭
SCRUMPTIOUS, EVERY INCH OF THIS PIECE. *Nom*
I LOVE IT SO MUCH THAT IM ACTUALLY GROWLING IRL 💀 I can’t contain myself
Trying to spell the sound I’m making: “Grrruuwaaaaaagghgggh”
I think that’s right-
Hairstyles for long-haired Sebastian :3
Hey y'all. Here's something for you.
YIPPEE YIPPEEE YIPPEEE-
*slips, faceplants*
…
*gets back up and continues like nothing happened*
YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEE
(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)
Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!
Nommmmm nommm nommm (*^◯^*)
An assassin decides to kill anyone that tries to make her kill a child.
"Aw, baby. You thought I came over because of your pretty face?"
An assassin and a detectibe fall in love.
"I'll hunt him down for you, unless he pays me more than you do."
Two assassins go after the same impossible target, and fall in love along the way.
"I aim well."
A pair of teenagers scam people by pretending to be assassins without killing even one person.
"I'm expensive, sweetheart, and it's not money that I take."
speak to a therapist
Already do 💅
South East Russia-
I don’t think anyone is there bc it’s too cold-
Guess I’ll die (*⁰▿⁰*)
go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
Shapeshifting Eldritch DeityWriting blog: https://www.tumblr.com/harkentheenigmaPokéblog: https://www.tumblr.com/harkenpokeblog
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