Again Bc I Want B A L A N C E

Hello tf2 fandom I offer you father and son bonding (?)

when u die trying to revive another guardian

Yes, yes you are sir

Zavala + Cayde 6

You know I’m right. 

Raiden at this point: just...just kill me already :(

The NRS: Alright raiden so this is how it's gonna go down. You are created by the elder gods to protect earthrealm the best you can. So you do so by fighting in countless battles and wars throughout your entire lifetime. You spend eons thinking of no one else but mortals not thinking once of yourself. Then shang tsung and Shao Kahn will piss you off numerous times to the point where you almost go dark but you don't because you're better than that. So then you train and practically raise Earthrealm's chosen one and his best friend. You live them dearly to the point where they feel like they are your own sons. Once at the tournament that will determine earthrealms fate, not only liu kang and Kung lao die but the rest of Earthrealm's warrior's will die as well. Then guess what? You're are the one blamed for it. Now stay with me ok, once they die they turn into evil revenants that hate you. Shocker right? After constant anger that has been built up you finally go dark and you lash out on all the other realms and try to go after your dead sons but before you can do more you turn into dust. Your past self returns only to find out the truth about his future self is completely disappointed in himself. Not only that you have a new villain to face. But heres a good part for you. You turn liu kang into a god and he defeats Kronika and you become a mortal who has finally find peace within himself. BUT. BUT HERES THE TWIST. Are you ready? SHANG TSUNG WALKS THROUGH A PORTAL AND RUINS YOUR CHANCES AT FINALLY HAVING PEACE. So what do you think raiden? Do you think we made your life pretty desirable?

Raiden:

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

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what the actual fuck

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ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

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Valve: makes a team of men who kill people daily, fight naked covered in honey, throw pee at people, make bad jokes when they stab someone, and put animal organs in their teammates chests for “science”

All of us collectively:

demoman

reblog if u agree

if I had a nickel for every 2 numbered game I've played that has a black scotsman with a perchant for swords and grenades...I'd have two nickels.