Parents Be Like "my Daughter Turned Out Completely Fine!!" Your Son Whines Like A Dog When He Jerks Off

i really think house acts like such a freak (sexually) in his outward persona but i think he's mostly very vanilla and just kind of wants to be taken care of. whereas wilson has been forcing himself to act very vanilla sexually with every woman he's been with but he's like 10x freakier than house. i think if they ever hooked up house would be genuinely shocked at how freaky wilson wants to be. i also think cuddy was pretty freaky but nobody ever wants to talk about women do they. whatever. interrupting this hilson post to spread propaganda about how cuddy owns multiple straps

I couldn't decide if I wanted to draw modern Cap or modern Humphrey, so... umm... meet Jamphrey?😐

lil doodle from the other day born out of an overwhelming annoyance that for some reason body hair is associated with masculinity despite Everyone Having It. so why not draw a cute hairy girl about it

[image description: a drawing of a tan-skinned woman with brown and blond dyed hair pulled into a ponytail and copious body hair and stubble. she is smiling and doing a peace sign gesture with her hand. next to her is text saying "body hair has no gender!" end id]

they should make heart-shaped ibuprofen and heart-shaped aspirins...... :0 just heart-shaped medications in general <3

I'M ON PINTEREST

flirting: you look like you were made for my knife

yes yes and yes