I Don't Like The Image Being Forcefully Put In My Head Rn

i have a confession… as a self proclaimed puppyboy… irl i prefer cats over dogs…

“we finally caught the cannibal that has been terrorising this state for years”

“oh awesome! what was his name?”

“you’re not going to believe this”

I hope one day i am brave enough to just end my life because I can’t take this anymore, I’m so fucking sick of being a fuck up no matter how hard I try it’s never fucking enough.

what abled ppl think is a massive problem for disabled folks: 13 year old on the internet faking something

what is actually a massive problem for disabled folks: "well you don't LOOK disabled, are you sure you're not faking? I'm not giving you accommodations until you PROVE you're not faking. Please give me, a stranger, your medical info and explain your condition to me in detail so I know you're not faking and only then will I respect or take you seriously"

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away

🎶“I’m moving to Saskatchewan”🎶

@im-secretly-a-frog how i feel about pat

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

didn't read the original post and was going to yell at you for missing the clothes bracket

i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence