Hannibal (2013-2015)

The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

PythaGRAIN theorem

You Spesh Spesh

what on earth is this supposed to mean

gay test

concerned and confused, my favorite genre of wilson

Sexting me while Im out with friends?

Absolutely you should do that

The Captain and his Lieutenant going for a stroll after a Cricket match...

Please ignore how awkwardly drawn their hands are, I had to trace them in the end and they still didn't look right :')

Found this on instagram and had to share (with a couple of tweaks)

Og post: @/housemdcore on insta :)

i don't know why i decided to spend 5 minutes creating this

.^.

House trapping Wilson in a comedically large fishing net like a wilie coyote and Roadrunner cartoon is so fucking funny to me