Harvssss - Harvss

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

im unsure why this is my first reblog on this account but it just is now :'(

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

One of the best roasts in the series:

Will: This is my becoming

Bedelia: What you are "becoming" is pathological

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Sexting me while Im out with friends?

Absolutely you should do that

"Do you fantasize about killing me?"

"Yes."

Not to mention how much of a freak we are here.