I Think Im So Funny

still so insane to me that the term “murder husbands” was used in canon. freddie lounds was just straight up calling them gay in the newspaper.

My brain works like this

Post-orgasm Hannibal: very hyperactive, makes sure Will gets all the aftercare and affection, very cuddly, hungry

Post-orgasm Will: *turns his back to Hannibal and falls asleep in less than 5 minutes*

It’s always “I love you” and never “I daily feel a stab of hunger for you and find nourishment at the very sight of you” smh

is this not what caused the events of Mizumono

Children in movies be seeing a table full of home-made, delicious dishes and say things like, "I won't eat breakfast! I will be late for school! Bye!".

Meanwhile their mother, who prepared all of that for the family to eat together:

I feel like the fact you could say "hannibal blowjob scene" and need to specify is glorious

heres some of the art i've done! i like to do portraits and figure drawing the most and will likely post them :3

pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode