Bruce: *putting Superman To Shame With His Workout Routine*

Bruce: *putting superman to shame with his workout routine*

Clark: Hey Bruce, is everything okay? Did Bane get out again?

Bruce, without pausing: I tried to pick Jason up last week but I ended up dropping him. I need to get stronger so I can carry all of my kids >:(

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1 month ago

Can you do a request for Kitana x Faerie Reader?

When Kitana meets a very tiny Faerie from the Hanging Garden of Outworld. That the Faerie is come from the woods

WONDROUS

kitana x faerie! reader | sfw

CW! gn reader, kitana being cute, fluffy, ambiguous ending, mild angst, referenced purging of said faerie race

Summary! It was a known fact that faeries were extinct in Outworld, but as luck would have it Kitana has seemed to find one alive

thank you for the request!

Can You Do A Request For Kitana X Faerie Reader?

Kitanaโ€™s eyes were wide when she saw the sight of a tiny little thing with wings. Glitter like in the color of gold surrounding them.

A faerie right in front of her.

Wonder filled her eyes. That same child like wonder a younger Edenian would have. Stories that Sindel, her mother would tell her. The stories of creatures in Outworld called Faeries.

Long ago they ruled the Living Forest once. Guarding it, but it merchants wanted a piece. They were powerful despite the small size.

They were captured like butterflies, like in Earth Realm, and harvested for their wings. A pretty penny was sought after if you came with a faerie, and an even bigger amount of money would be given if it was a live one.

It was only until that Lord Liu Kang and her father got a stop to the purging. Unfortunately it was too late as it looked the last of the Faeries were slaughtered.

It was story that always brought tears to Kitana and her sister, Mileena. Always questioning why such cruelty was brought to such a beautiful and powerful race. A race that only wanted peace and to live.

Sindel didnโ€™t know why, and only saying that Outworld was a cruel world before her husband and Liu Kang changed everything.

And now Kitana was looking at Faerie right in front of her after thinking the entire race was wiped out.

It was before long she realized that you were staring right at her. Tilting your tiny head in curiosity.

โ€œHello?โ€ Kitana mumbled out cautiously. Everyone of every race took part in the carnage, and no doubt she didnโ€™t want to scare you away.

It was always her dream to one day meet one, and believed it would never happen. It was her chance. Fulfill her childhood wonder because a Faerie was right in front of her.

Only a bell sound came from you.

She remembered that faeries sounded like bells to all Outworlders. "I'm Kitana. Princess of Outworld." She bowed to you. She pulled down her mask to reveal her lips to you.

You; came down from your porch. A hanging flower from the garden in the palace. Never did Kitana expect to find a faerie alive, and no less in her garden.

A bell came from you.

Holding out a finger you stepped and sat on it. Kitana's face came close and found a smile on your face. One hopeful and bright.

Hope that she was a kind person who wouldn't kill you for a penny.

"Sister! Where are you!?" Mileena's voice called out from somewhere else in the garden.

You jumped at the sound of her sister. Hiding in Kitana's hair with a shaken body. Slowly Kitana lifted her finger and petted your tiny head.

Soft hair and soft flowers touching the palm of her index finger. "It's okay, my friend. Just my sister, beloved empress."

Your face expressed something different. "I promise." A gentle smile was sent your way from the princess.

Your brows raised and a soft smile crossed your lips. You spoke and a bell followed. Cheerful and not at all doubtful.

A wonderful beginning to a wonderful friendship.

Perhaps there were more faeries living like you. Maybe then the world would be able to meet a race that was deemed extinct.

Kitana giggled as you nuzzled into your cheeks for comfort as Mileena's call for Kitana got louder.

Kitana felt good about the greatness of Outworld this day.


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3 months ago

PREACH ๐Ÿ™

I could write a full-on essay on this. I might honestly

I just really miss pre 2000s Batman. The one that didnโ€™t abuse the kids he saved up from abusive homes and from the streets, the one that loved and raised them. That mourned them and grieved hard enough Alfred thought Bruce would kill himself. Yes he trained them and pushed them to the brink but he still loved them. Ferociously. Step to his family and he steps to you in his 300,000 dollar rich man loafers.

I Just Really Miss Pre 2000s Batman. The One That Didnโ€™t Abuse The Kids He Saved Up From Abusive Homes

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1 month ago

Hello! Idk if the request is open but I have some idea if you'd like to write, Liu Kang x goddess! Reader? While Liu Kang protects the earth, the reader protects the galaxy and barely visit earth to the point that she forgot that she haven't visit Liu Kang for more than just 1 year :D

(I'm sorry for the bad English) ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

FOR EVERMORE

liu kang x reader | sfw

CW! female reader, romantic leaning, distant relationship, light angst but fluff galore

Summary! In events of the Mortal Kombat in Outworld you visit Earth. Only then do you realize just how much youโ€™ve missed out, especially with Liu Kang, whoโ€™s missed you dearly

thank you for the request!

Hello! Idk If The Request Is Open But I Have Some Idea If You'd Like To Write, Liu Kang X Goddess! Reader?

From your peak as a Omni Present being you saw everything. From where you were you could see that the age of Mortal Kombat was to begin.

Unfortunately from here you could never view it close. Your job was to watch over and not really interact.

However, still you made contact with them.

Across every timeline you were alone, and then he created a new universe; Liu Kang. The man was the guardian of Earth Realm.

He showed you knew things, and even let you create how the world was shaped.

Youโ€™re existence of goddess that has lived since ancient times and watching over everything he allowed your input.

Then throughout that time of building a universe you became close. Something more brewed in your hearts, and suddenly a bind between god and goodness was made.

Unfortunately duty calls so you took your place as the galaxyโ€™s protector while he protected his humans, his friends.

Only then had you realized you missed him a lot. And was looking for some excitement. As a goddess of the galaxy you were lonely. So down you went to earth, to Earth Realm.

Arriving in a gown yet also fit for fighting. Looking like a true goddess amongst all the recruits.

People looking at you.

Four you recognized making with Liu Kang. Johnny Cage, ever the flirt. You enjoyed sculpting him.

Kenshi Takahashi, for he was a sad case. Perhaps the loss of his eyes would be lessened.

Raiden, a god previously that you had quite a good relationship with. It killed you that you were held back from helping and not losing his godhood.

Unfortunately things like that happened and couldnโ€™t be taken back. Kronika warped it so that you couldnโ€™t help.

You were glad someone like Liu Kang was Lord of this world. Glad he allowed you to help and hope something like that would never become again.

Then Kung Lao; the poor thing. You wondered just how sad Liu Kang felt every time he looked at him. It wasnโ€™t his best friend but it was.

โ€œWhoโ€™s that hot babe?โ€

โ€œJohnny!โ€

You giggled hearing the exchange between Johnny and Kenshi. Kung Lao and Raiden stood still watching in awe.

โ€œSheโ€™s like a goddess.โ€ Kung Lao sung dumbfounded.

โ€œIndeed I am, Kung Lao.โ€ You patted his shoulder. His face erupted in red seeing you were in front of him right now.

โ€œYou know him?โ€ Raiden asked. Kenshi and Johnny now looking at you with just as wide eyes.

โ€œI know all of your. Goddess of the Universe and Galaxy, [ ] at your service.โ€ You giggled seeing their expressions. Itโ€™s not everyday you meet a god with such powerful abilities.

Your name was loudly expressed from somewhere else. Turning you saw Liu Kang looking at you.

โ€œHello my love. Long time no see?โ€ A wave you gave him. โ€œContinue as you were.โ€ You bowed to the students and up to Liu Kang.

He took her hand and pulled you away into the temple, away from everyone that could possibly see you.

โ€œYouโ€™re here.โ€ Liu Kang whispered when he turned to you. His hands holding yours increasingly tight. As if youโ€™d go away if he let go.

โ€œLiu Kang? Whatโ€™s wrong? Iโ€™m not going anywhere?โ€

So easy of you. As a goddess of the universe you were able to read people extremely well. Liu Kang sighed with a soft smile.

โ€œMy dear Iโ€™m trying to relish this time with you. Iโ€™m afraid that itโ€™ll be a long time before I see you ever again.โ€ Sadness was true in your voice.

In confusion you tilt your head. โ€œHuh?โ€

His brows went up at your reaction. That sadness was mixed with admiration. โ€œSilly you. Your sense of time is different from mine, isnโ€™t it?โ€

โ€œAll that time alone in the universe rolls differently than here.โ€

Then everything clicked for you.

Hesitantly you asked; โ€œHow long has it been since you last saw me?โ€ Your head going down slightly and looking up at him. Your own hands tightening on his.

โ€œAbout 50 years my dear.โ€

You gasped. โ€œIโ€™m sorry.โ€

He kissed your worries away. โ€œYou have nothing to be sorry for. Your job is very important, and your sense of time is different too.โ€

You looked at him with hopeful eyes, โ€œYou mean it?โ€

โ€œYes, my love.โ€ Liu Kang pulled you into a hug. Your robes and gown flowing like waterfall against his own clothing. Skin against skin that hadnโ€™t touched for years.

โ€œIโ€™ll try to visit more.โ€ You promised, determined.

โ€œYes, but donโ€™t ignore your work.โ€ Liu Kang said amused.

โ€œI wonโ€™t!โ€ You said quite proudly.

You two never did remove from the embrace right now. Forever trying to partake in this moment. Savor it until its fullest because again, when would he see you again. When would you see him again.

Only time could tell and right now this moment mattered.


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1 month ago

Heโ€™s just a lil guy

Heโ€™s Just A Lil Guy

- Absolute Martian Manhunter (2025) #2

1 month ago

Broke: Bruce hits his kids

Woke: Bruce has a rule where if his kids hit him first, they have to spar with him

Bespoke: Bruce always finds a way to turn those โ€œpunishment sparsโ€ into a full-body pin that turns into a hug and that hug lasts until said batkid stops trembling or yelling and they can talk like normal people again

1 month ago

hiii I really like your writing and wanted to request something! :3

shang tsung with a reader who is just in love with him and obsessed with him? not even in the yandere sense, they just love him a lot. they even admired him before he became a merchant and always admired him from afar when he was poor and a merchant. and then when they do get together, they give him lots of love and affection? like nothing he does drives them away or disgusts them, they are just very loyal. they are always looking at him with pure love in their eyes.

LOYAL TO THE END

shang tsung x reader | sfw

CW! gn reader, fluffy, slight yandere on Shang Tsungโ€™s end

Summary! Youโ€™ve loved him since the beginning and now that you have him you can show all of what youโ€™ve harnessed. Nothing will ever shake your love for him, not even when everyoneโ€™s against him.

thank you for the request. I like the way you think ๐Ÿ‘€

Hiii I Really Like Your Writing And Wanted To Request Something! :3

Call you a stalker sure but you couldnโ€™t help yourself.

Youโ€™ve watched him since the very beginning. As an Edenian servant you found yourself in the market for produce, and you found him.

A man who dressed himself in makeup and a make white beard. Shang Tsung was his name when he finally opened.

You didnโ€™t know why you were so drawn to him. He had a magical essence to him that youโ€™ve never felt before. He was something meant for more.

You simply knew it. Somehow.

But you stayed away. You felt horror in your heart watching him get beat every time you went down for food for the palace. He was simply trying to make a living. To get off the streets and not to starve.

You understood the manโ€™s point but at the time your Shang Tsung couldnโ€™t albeit live an honest like. He couldnโ€™t be able to.

Then she came, Demashi stole him away. She brought Shang Tsung and told him truth. He was powerful sorcerer and it was being suppressed greatly.

Watching in the rain you clenched your fists. Shang Tsung was destined for greatness. Why would someone want to suppress such a thing that could help Outworld.

So you betrayed the kingdom. They didnโ€™t serve you anything, and you felt you werenโ€™t meant for the role assigned to you.

Felt like you belonged by Shang Tsungโ€™s side.

And now you have him. The other Shang Tsung was defeated and you have yours. In your arms and heโ€™s hugging you back.

You thought this wouldnโ€™t be possible but it was. You couldnโ€™t ask for nothing more, and Shang Tsungโ€™s own behavior towards you made your giggly.

Especially when he would glare deadly at any person that stared at you. You liked it when he got so protective.

Even when he was torturing and killing others you held admiration. Some may say you have a problem. Some may say youโ€™re sick, even if you werenโ€™t loving him in a sick way.

You purely loved him nonetheless. He was everything you werenโ€™t. Trapped to the palace, and he was free. Queen Sindel ran a golden age, but even so, you felt trapped underneath her rule.

With him you could let wild.

Especially with him.

He welcomed your kisses and embraces. His deep chuckles always causing your knees to buckle and heโ€™d catch you. โ€œMy dear for you are my special one.โ€ Heโ€™d whisper to you.

Even as the bones of another fell to your feet, or even if blood was splattered against your face youโ€™d kiss him just as passionately. Cruel or not you loved him even if he committed murder right in front of you.

Shang Tsung caressed your face. Blood of the enemy on your face and his remains on the floor. Coating your shoes, and crushing of bones.

โ€œYou promise to stay with me? No matter what I do?โ€ That smirk was on his face. He didnโ€™t need to ask but it brought him joy. You, someone random just happened to catch sight of him and you had simply fallen in love with him.

You were sweet with your love, unlike him, whoโ€™d fallen in love with you and darkness instinctively made him much more horrible. The slightest look at you made him murderous.

โ€œLoyal to end, my beloved.โ€ You mused. Your eyes shining brightly in contrast of the blood decorating your face.

You two met lips in the chaos of blood and bones along your feet. Nothing or no one mattered to you or him.

You were with the person your desired even if he was an evil man. Shang Tsung was happy to have someone so darling and loyal.

He loved you, and anyone who challenged that heโ€™d rid them.


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2 months ago
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So mad at how long this took

So Mad At How Long This Took

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