If There’s Any Argument For Tech Dying Or Needing To Be Dead That I’m Tired Of—and I’m Tired

If there’s any argument for Tech dying or needing to be dead that I’m tired of—and I’m tired of all of them—it’s the idea that he must have died because he fell a long way. (Obligatory disclaimer that I’m still arguing that Tech is alive and was never actually killed off in the first place, and that that wasn’t dropped but just hasn’t played out yet before moving on):

Now, if Star Wars were a documentary? Sure. I’d buy it to some degree. I’d think that whoever was responsible for the documentary was remiss in not sending out a search party, since real life people have survived falls from upwards of 30,000 feet before, but on balance I’d think that he was likely, though not certainly, dead.

But Star Wars isn’t a documentary. It’s fiction, and genre fiction at that—a caricature of reality which abides by its own internal rules, shifting from story to story, and where both injury and likelihood of death alike are determined by narrative need rather than real world fatality. Short falls kill main characters in fiction all the time. Not always, there’s a degree of plot armor in many cases, but when they do, we see (or “see,” if it’s a written work) the immediate result. Perhaps not as graphically as it would appear in real life, perhaps with some artistic license and discretion depending on who’s watching, but we see it all the same.

Long falls, however, almost never kill any named characters in genre fiction. Not unless we immediately see the body afterwards. Even George Lucas—who, bless his heart, has some good ideas and some understanding of storytelling but has never thought a single implication all the way through and isn’t actually a very good writer—knew that. That’s why he cut Maul in half before throwing him into a pit. And that still wasn’t enough to keep him dead when Lucas changed his mind a decade or so later.

The utility of a long fall where you cut away before impact is that anything can happen in the gap the audience doesn’t get to see. In fact, the higher the fall, the more time the character falling has to do something about it. And what could they do? Well, the story of the bad batch, if we start from where it began in season seven of TCW, actually presents us with a number of different options for a character who found themselves in that position, including:

1. Use their collection of animal calls to summon some giant flying reptiles and ride them to safety (On the Wings of Keeradaks, Tech’s idea)

2. Just use the force to jump to safety and hope someone lies about them falling to their deaths dying (Aftermath, Caleb, can we talk about how “Where’s X?” and “X didn’t make it,” combo happens in exactly two places in the script for the whole show and one is Hunter lying to Cross about Caleb and the other is Hunter talking to Omega about Tech?)

3. Fall a long way in something that’s going to roll around and take most of the impact for them (Reunion, Tech’s idea again)

4. Just don’t die. Or I guess hit a bunch of things on the way down and hope their special armor protects them (War Mantle, Hunter, who doesn’t even break a rib, listen it would actually be flat out stupid for Tech to die in a fall in a situation that’s directly parallel (the terrain, Omega screaming at everyone to go back) to the one we watched Hunter walk away from. We watched it happen once; why should we believe it this time? The only difference is that we didn’t follow Tech all the way down.)

5. Hope the box they’re falling in has emergency thrusters to slow them down (Spoils of War, Omega’s idea, Tech was impressed and I’m sure remembers it, I mean seriously are we actually thinking Tarkin’s secret gondola doesn’t have some kind of safety back up in case it malfunctions with him inside? *Maybe* it doesn’t, but it very well might.)

6. Hope there’s water at the bottom after they fall through the mists (The Crossing, Omega and Tech. Funny how at least some of these involve Tech. Funny how there’s mists like in Plan 99.)

7. Have someone catch them on the way down before they hit the ground, which may be lava (Hunter catching Omega, Retrieval. You can almost count Phee catching Hunter and Hunter catching Phee in Entombed, I just don’t because they don’t fall first)

8. Grab onto something on the way down into the void (CX-2, Extraction)

9. Fall into water again (Also CX-2, Extraction)

This isn’t about actual survivability, by the way. The characters involved in most of these would have likely died if it happened in the real world, especially the ones with a water landing, but Star Wars doesn’t care about that. It will blow people up and light them on fire and decide they’re fine. Physical reality and how any of these would actually go (badly, they would go badly) is irrelevant.

The point here is about establishing audience expectations. We’ve got a situation in which a character whose body neither we nor his family ever see supposedly dying via a method the story itself—not even the conventional rules of the genre, the specific story being told—sets up as survivable. Never mind that “no body, no death” is a genre convention, never mind that “Faster” goes out of its way to set up that Tech works in milliseconds and that if anyone can find a way out of it, he can.

People watching are handed a set of survived long falls which set up the expectation that this fall could have been survivable, too, even if they’re not picking up on it. It’s just enough for people to go, hmmm, that’s weird, and not fully accept it. Which makes it more likely for people to accept that he survived instead if he should come back.

tl;dr: This is the implausible survival franchise. It’s a feature, not a bug, and any arguments about gravity or what would kill someone for real don’t matter.

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Actually yk what, let's make sure more ppl can understand the information:

Traducción al español del texto escrito por @the-final-sif :

Este es un claro ejemplo de por qué hay que tener cuidado ante casos de desinformación/ falta de información.

Tomate un tiempo para pensar y preguntarte, un proyecto como este requiere un montón de tiempo, dinero y recursos, ¿por qué los científicos le dedicarían ese tiempo a algo que puede hacer un árbol?

La respuesta es no lo harían. Eso significa que hay que investigar más a fondo la noticia.

El proyecto se llama LIQUID 3 (líquido tres), y no está diseñado para ciudades con espacios abiertos grandes, sino para ciudades como Belgrade en Serbia. Estás ciudades están densamente pobladas y altamente contaminadas, hasta el punto que la misma contaminación ahoga los árboles ya presentes y dificulta la creación de espacios verdes nuevos.

Liquid 3 esa respuesta de científicos de doctorado a este problema. El tanque de microalgas está diseñado para lugares en los que:

No existe el lugar para plantar árboles o

No hay tiempo para plantar y esperar que los árboles crezcan

El tanque es extremadamente eficiente cuando se toma en consideración el espacio que utiliza con la cantidad de CO2 (dióxido de carbono) que transforma en oxígeno. El tanque funciona durante el invierno. Y, lo más importante,se puede instalar rápidamente en lugares que necesitan un alivio de la polución del aire AHORA, no en 10 años cuando los árboles terminen de crecer. Los niños ahogándose en la polución no pueden esperar a que los árboles crezcan, necesitan una solución ya, y Liquid 3 la provee. Dependiendo la especie de microalgas que se usen, una gran cantidad ha demostrado ser capaz de extraer metales pesados del aire, una de las cosas con la que los árboles se ahogan.

Además, los tanques no son solo tanques. Tienen paneles solares encima, y proveen luz y zonas para cargar el celular, y funcionan como bancos públicos. Los diseñadores quieren promover los espacios verdes cuando existe el lugar, pero a falta de tiempo y lugar, Liquid 3 funciona como sustituto. Siendo realista, esto NO reemplaza los árboles. Reemplaza los bancos viejos y aburridos de metal con bancos nuevos más lindos que también purifican el aire (y que tienen algo calefacción durante el invierno).

No solo eso, sino que las microalgas que crecen allí son nativas de Serbia y tiene un montón de grandes usos y beneficios. Funcionan muy bien como fertilizante, compost, como tratamiento de agua residual, como un biocombustible más limpio, e incluso ayudan a crear nuevos tanques para purificar más el aire. Solo requiere una división de algas una vez al mes, y las algas producidas ahí pueden ser transportadas a dónde sea que se las necesite. Esto las hace una solución efectiva para áreas que no pueden sostener instalaciones complejas.

Así que si, hay muchos lugares que necesitan uno de estos. Mucha gente que en estos momentos respira aire de mala calidad preferiría que se reemplacen los bancos aburridos con bancos de alga divertidos y que encima limpian el aire y que pueden ser usados para ayudar a crear + sostener futuros espacios verdes en la ciudad. No sé ustedes, pero preferiría eso antes que bancos de metal cualquier día. Ponganlos en todas las paradas de bus y estaría encantads.

(trate de escribirlo en el español más neutro que pude)

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Obi-Wan, sweating: It's gold, it stands for vengeance in Mandalorian culture.

Palpatine: It's orange, though?

Obi-Wan, hoping Jango Fett's ghost doesn't slit his throat in his sleep for this: Mandalorians see color differently.

Palpatine, known racist old white man: Ah, I see, carry on.

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The 212th, who just fucking met him: ????

Obi-Wan: But if anyone asks it's gold and means vengeance and Mandalorian humans don't see color the same as other humans because of their Taung ancestry or something like that. This is very important because I just lied to the Supreme Chancellor's face about it lmao

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