お誕生日おめでとう〜🎉 Happy Birthday, Jean!

Your fave is problematic: Dan Smith

In honor of Dan turning 30, here’s some reasons why he’s problematic

• Shy • Every pic he posts kills me • “Soon” • Plays song live then changes lyrics • Asks interviewers questions • Can’t dance for shit • May Dan™ • Won’t give a straightforward answer about Wild World • Once stepped on broken glass during a show and kept going • “Tell us a lie about the band:” “That we are good” • Eyes too pretty for this world • Is actually a deer • Wrote a song about a tv show he loves • Always looks great no matter what • Makes mixtapes • Throws his head forward when he laughs • Has the voice of a god • Looks cool but is actually a massive nerd • Wears black clothes and skinny jeans no matter the weather  • Has a new favorite album each week • The mustache  • Doesn’t talk about his music, but won’t shut about other people’s • Points at random shit in photos • Goes from cute to hot in .5 seconds • Falls asleep in the recording studio • Once wore a tiger onesie at glastonbury • Accidentally looked like Mr.Bean in a suit • “everybody get down!…. not in a kinky way” • “If you don’t know the words just pretend to sing along like:*incoherent mumbling*” • Too humble for this world • Defensive of his fans

•once tried to invent the H-Chord

Wish my president was like that 😭

YEEEESSSSSS!!!! 😄😄😄😄😄

LOOK AT HER EYES LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE LOOKS L O O K

I met human Wheatley at the beach today. He was this seventeen-year-old looking kid (probably Hispanic, too) that sat about two feet away from the surf and tried to build a wall of sand (??) with his bare hands. Every time it was knocked over, he looked genuinely sad. When I told him he might want to move, he replied, in a distinct Bristol accent, to "mind your own business, ya fuck". About five minutes later, high tide rolled around and he got swept away, screaming profanities at the sky.

wheatley kin

but you didn’t.

original poem (x) by merrill glass.

Old Isayama’s sketch

Pendleton Ward (Adventure Time) made this!

Vintage