Ah Yes My Favorite Drawfee Members Stinking Willie And Jacobaea Vulgaris

Wow I really couldnt spell for the life of me last night

Just saw flamingo for thw forst time and it was amazing. I fell a bit in love with both dancers and the entire preformance style

In total there was to dancers (a man and woman), three singers, and two guitarists. Not everyone was always on stage. And I missed the danvers when they vere backstage. It looked like this

It was just amazing. The way I understood not a single word sung, but totally got what they were showinf. It show was improvosed whoch was lovely. The two dancers would sometimes be on different wavelenfrh (ofc still on the same beat) and then two seconds latee do the exacr same thing fuæly synceonized. My jaw was oon the floor. The preformers were having so much fun espessially the two dancers. They wouæd smile at each almost laughing with such a genuent joy.

And dont evem get me started on her dresses. Ooooh and that last one. It was blue and long and dragged bevind her. Red on the inside. He teased her and grapped the end at one point.

Did i mention it was amazing?

Very sorry, vert tired

Goodnight

Love those silly pictures of pets from the early 1900's

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

... Fine I'll stop crying

hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that

you're gonna get tired very quickly

tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to—

you're not gonna be as composed as you expect

humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)

DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)

DO GET A SPEAR

knights are faster than you think

im obsessed with the idea that gothamites 100% know who all the batkids are, like “ for sure Dick Grayson is nightwing #thebuttsmatch” and they figured out all their identities and who it correlates to, “ofc the newest robin with all the swords is Damian Wayne!!” but they refuse to even consider Bruce and The Batman being the same guy. it just doesn’t make sense?? Brucie Wayne, dressing up as a bat and calling himself vengeance???? as if???? also he’s from bristol???? can’t possibly be Brucie. Like they genuinely believe that Bruce is the father to a whole gaggle of themed vigilantes and just doesn’t know it. Anytime his kids disappear during a gala, he gets a bunch of pitiful looks and he can’t leave bc everyone’s looking at him now??

This actually works into a lot of ppls theories that Brucie is The Batman’s sugar daddy, bc clearly they’re together and co parenting the batkids??

How it feels to be alive sometimes

turning into a dragon really helps in every situation

missed ur flight? dragon. insecure about how powerless you feel? dragon. want to protect the people you love? dragon. just want to be left alone? dragon. become a dragon. you want a hot dog but the power's out and a cold hot dog grosses you out? turn into a dragon and heat that shit up. want girls to be scared of you? dragon. want girls to be really inexplicably horny for you? strangely also dragon. want girls to scritch behind your horns and call you pretty when you start purring? dragon.

it will help you. become a dragon

Well... Who spilled the secret? Was it Dave?

That asshole

Mage titles like "Lord of Lightning" or "Child of Darkness" are no different from army nicknames: They're usually based on inside jokes. You didn't realize this until you got one.