Tangerbees

It has also rained three times this week where I live, plus a little snow yesterday :)) (denmarkcore)

When you get caught in rain and then realise you genuinely can’t remember the last time it rained

Oh hell yeah! I would go there to get cursed

Landscape - Solitude (Richard Westall, 1811)

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Love those silly pictures of pets from the early 1900's

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

This is the worst timeline. (x)

Honestly, I'm really surprised the civil war hasn't started yet. Just waiting for it to begin

I really do think he’s gonna declare martial law on Easter. Things are ramping up.

Beautiful

There are so many theories about Columbo’s wife not being real (she’s a complete fabrication, she’s secretly his boyfriend, he’s actually talking about a very opinionated cat, etc) and I love all of them but tbh he really gives off major “out of touch but super supportive straight man with a trans wife” vibes.

His wife was one of his guy friends for a while and when she finally came out to him he was like “Oh, wouldja look at that! This is VERY convenient. See, I’ve never been into guys myself. Nothing against fellas who like that, just not my cup of tea. So I’ve been trying to figure out for ages why I want to ask you out on a date. Confusin the heck out of me. Again, nothing against it, just never something I’ve been into before. I was having a whole identity crisis over it, Yknow. But I guess that clears all that up! Whaddaya say to dinner?”

4,5 cm spoon? Damn thats a big ant

The smallest wooden spoon in the world is only 4.5 cm long. The spoon was made by Indian carver Gowrishankar Gammadidhala.

He successfully convinced the ant to hold this wooden spoon and took this photo to show the size comparison with the ant.

Next time, he plans to make the smallest bowl in the world.

🤔I'm quite curious about how he convinced the ant to hold the spoon.

i have a great day until i remember something mildly embarrassing i did twenty years ago and then i freeze on the spot unable to move