Kevin You Do Things Too Sexy Have Some Shame

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but it's like whatever

"Wishlist"

Maya: Okay so…Damian…

Damian: Shit.

Maya: It’s nothing bad!

Maya: This list of traits you’d like to see in a partner is way better than I thought it was going to be!

Damian: …But?

Maya:

Maya: But I do have a few…concerns…

Damian:

Maya: So, like: ”Actively considers me a human being” is objectively a good thing, but I do have to ask--

Damian: Do you? 

Damian: Do you really?

Maya:

Maya: Yikes, my guy. 

Maya: Alright, “Capable of beating me in a fight” cuts out a lot of candidates--

Damian: I value competence and skill.

Damian: Plus I don’t want to have to be concerned for their safety.

Maya: Sure, but you didn’t phase it as “Capable of protecting themselves,” so I think that implies some kind of--

Damian: What else has made you so concerned, Ducard?

Maya:

Maya: Well…

Maya: You mention Jon by name…three separate times.

Damian: What? No I--

Maya: “Kind eyes, much like Jonathan’s” and “A strong moral compass, comparable to Superboy’s,” 

Maya: …then you say “Jonlike.”

Damian:

Damian: I fail to see the--

Maya: Oh! I missed one. 

Maya: This is just straight up his full name.

Damian:

Maya: And his Kryptonian name in parenthesis. For clarity. 

Damian:

Damian: …I feel like you’re trying to imply something.

Maya: Oh my god?

HIMMMM

Aaron Minyard with this han jisung fit yeah u fkn bet

sorry babe you're still hot it's just the way you didn't tell anyone you were receiving a countdown to your death and willingly handed yourself over kind of threw me off a bit

Does anyone want to start a atfg gc with me on twitter 🙏🏽🙏🏽 I need more atfg moots

Does anyone have any teen parent Neil Josten fic recs?? Preferably one set in canon where everything is the same except Neil has a kid hanging around!

If anyone else is looking for one Hope Was a Dangerous Disquieting Thing by BisexualChaosDemon on Ao3 is my favorite!! I also really like The Sun Still Rises by mordax also on ao3 (but that one has Neil with a little brother instead of a kid)

Anyways yeah if anyone has any recs send them my way!

idk man, I just felt so sad seeing so many happy birthday posts directed only to Andrew. they are TWINS for god's sake! My boy Aaron deserves to be remembered too

do you think Erik refers to Andrew and Aaron as his stepsons?

maybe it started as a way to quickly explain why his partner wasn't in Germany/wouldn't be anytime soon without having to breakdown the whole situation. just a little shortcut for nosy people who aren't entitled to their personal lives.

maybe he just got used to it and it became a normal association. maybe he even started to like it. ah yes I should check in on how the stepsons are doing when I talk to Nicky next. thanks for asking, my stepsons are doing well in school we're excited for their graduation coming up.

but he doesn't say it to Nicky or the twins because that's opening a can of emotional worms he knows his poor emotionally repressed american family members aren't ready to unpack yet.

but maybe one day he calls them his stepsons without really thinking about it when he's visiting and they hear him.

maybe.