Even If Hawks Wings Never Grow Back Fully, He Will Still Be An Adorable Chicken Nugget. Maybe A Bit On

Can someone explain to me why Alpha/Omega fics exist? I find them so weird as a concept, and while some are actually interesting. Others are... I don't go near those... Like Like what the hell are scent glands, why does sex always have to include knotting, and where the fuck are my dom omega/ sub alpha fics, I can't find any decent ones.

I'm not an avid omegaverse fic reader, I just find them interesting and read them every once in a blue moon

Rewatching MHA with friends is very fun, especially when one of them has never seen MHA. Going to be starting season 4 soon, which means we are slowly getting closer to the bird man. Soon they will get to meet the goofball that is Hawks.

Canon Hawks: Fanon did you eat my sandwich?

Fanon Hawks: I am your sandwich.

*prceeds to morph into a sandwich*

Canon Hawks:...

Y/N: Oh look, free food!

Canon Hawks: WAI-

C.Hawks: I enjoy eating a variety of foods but do enjoy chicken a lot.

F.Hawks: I fucking love chicken, it's all I eat, and the occasional Yakitori.

C.Hawks: Dude... what the fuck? ADD MORE TO YOUR DIET!

F.Hawks: MAKE ME!

C.Hawks with a salad and actively chasing F.Hawks: Get your fast ass over here before I force this entire salad down your throat!

F.Hawks flying away: NEVER!

How I imagine Canon Hawks vs. Fanon Hawks would react to you crying. (Somewhat similar, but with their own quirks)

C.Hawks would see you are crying and tries to cheer you up, whether it be trying to make you laugh, or take your mind off what is upsetting you. He can tell how upset you are based off your body language, and he is very careful on his words in order to not upset you further. If he is completely unsuccessful, rather than telling you its not all that bad, or to not dawn on it too long. He will tell you to not let it take control of you, and that whatever is making you cry, you will get through it. He would be a shoulder to cry on if you needed it, and would let you know that you are not alone in how you feel.

Vs.

Fanon Hawks would wonder as to why you are crying, but wouldn't press you on if you didn't want to share. He would allow you to cry on his shoulder, and would wrap his wings around you protectively. He would let you know that if you ever need anything, he is here for you. If you continued to cry, he would stay there with you until you feel like you feel better. He would kiss your forehead and tell you that everything is going to be okay, even if he doesn't know why you are crying. If he saw you getting ready to leave, but sensed you may do something stupid, he would trail behind you at a fair distance to make sure you were okay.

RANT ABOUT HAWKS

Thinking about Keigo's wings, and how a lot of people like to base Keigo's wings on a Red-Tailed Hawk. The average wingspan of RT-Hawks are just under 5 feet, and so if we scale it up by about 3.1x (taking the average size of a TRH and matching it as close as possible to Keigo's height.) Then multiply that by the average wingspan, (Lets say 4ft 2inch). Keigo would have a wingspan of around 13-15ft, depending on the size, so about 14ft.

From what we have seen, Keigo soars in the sky, like a Hawk would do. Understanding how a Hawk is able to soar, you would know that it conserves a lot of energy by doing so. We see that Keigo gets bored while flying during work, as its takes so little energy that it would quite literally not require him to concentrate on flying at all. (Theoretically, he could soar the skies effortlessly without even thinking, second nature type shit.) This allows him to use his eyes to scout the ground below, or shift his body during flight.

We also know that Keigo states that he is not powerful, and relies on speed and agility. Keigo can also manipulate his feathers to sharpen them, use them as blades, sense things around him, and pick people or object up. We know his feathers are incredibly strong, specifically the calamus, or quil. If we take that into account, we can theorize that Keigo could probably lift close to a ton with his feathers. We know this because when Hawks rescues the civilians in the collasping building in the nomu fight, he is carrying well over 20 adults (possibly 30-60), the average weight of a human being anywhere from 120-200 lbs. Even as a child, Keigo has saved adults during the high-speed car accident, meaning Keigo's feathers have always been strong.

Knowing all of this, we can safely say, I have no idea where this is going other than Keigo is stupidly fast, smart, and strong. Even if we only see two aspects, his speed and wit, we also get bits of how powerful his wings are.

BY THE WAY, Keigo is stupidly resiliant... He lands on his back, tumbling and recovered within the instant, adjusting his wings for balance as he runs at an inhumane speed, not only backwords, but squated, or knees bent close to 90°, any other hero would more than likely have taken the fall, stayed down for a good while then recovered.

Keigo is also impulsive, manipulative and aware. He can read others better than they think, he states how he is impulsive and can't control himself when he wants something. He snuck his way into Twice's brain along with 95% of the PLF. Keigo is so casual about how he presents himself, that people never notice how alert he is.

Oh and and and, THIS IS IMPORTANT. KEIGOS WINGS ARENT CONSTANTLY SENSITIVE. We knows this because canonically, kids and adults touch and mess with his wings when he deals with his fans. We only see his feathers detect sounds, vibrations, etc. when he concentrates to do so. Meaning he needs a lot of brainpower to "listen in" through his feathers. If they were constantly sensitive, then he wouldn't be able to use them during combat, rescue, or near others.

Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

(Edit: spelling)

(Side Note: I could keep going, I really could... but if I did this would be stupidly long.)

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me having the time of my life:

Mineta ain't liked by anybody.

Dabi 😭

Canon Hawks: Allows his fans to touch his wings, as displayed in the manga and anime.

Fanon Hawks: *someone touches his wings, no a single feather* mnhm! *Fanon trying not to moan or react*

With an expression like this? AGREED

I think we can add 'goofy/laid back bird-like blondes possessing feral or black air force one energy and trauma' to a list of tropes I'm weak to