Feels Like Some People Become Parents Because They've Been Taught That Is The Natural Progression Of

I saw Jesus today in Walmart. He was buying bagels and a rotisserie chicken.

Fr though. Like bitch I read more smut than you could fathom. Some of the shit I've seen would make Jesus cry. I've traveled to the depths of a03 and come out the otherside unscathed! I am a God amongst men and you shall respect my knowledge! I. AM. NOT. A. BEAN.

Hi so uh, please don't call asexual people innocent or adorable for not liking or being interested in sex? It's patronising and feels icky.

Guys, listen.

What if the fbi agent monitoring your search history reads fanfiction?

What if they read YOUR fanfiction?

What if they figure out your identity as the author of their current read based on your super specific Google searches and how they always seem to match up to words or events in the newest chapter?

What then???

The kids on TikTok think that just because he was a classic country singer, Johnny Cash was conservative??? My babies he covered a Nine Inch Nails song in his seventies.

Classic country singers (the majority of which came from poor roots) were always talking about how much The Man sucked because they were taking money from poor rural folk. You’re gonna tell me that’s conservative?? Get outta here.

treat yourself to a short fic. in 2k or less, your whole day could turn around.

my body cracks like a glow stick but has the audacity to not glow? despicable