Heaven Is Probably A Weird Björk Song You Don’t Totally Understand But Still Enjoy

I love you adult tiny Tim

Old sport/buddy/pal, in a sexual way

I wish I was a Mayfly (𝒷𝓊𝓏𝓏𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝓃ℴ𝒾𝓈ℯ𝓈)🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟 on the River Tay

what if you were a comphet LESBIAN going to COLLEGE and your roommate was GREEN and you sung about LOATHING her for eternity only to BEFRIEND her after giving her an ugly HAT and your BOYFRIEND falls in love with her but then she KISSES you after singing about DEFYING GRAVITY

Reblog to get the most deserving Nan her damn cuppa because she deserves it damn it.

Mrs. Flood you’re the real villain.

Castiel was a funny little bitch actually. because he led a whole legion of angel. killed thousands of demons. Fought through entire Hell. Just to get to Dean Winchester. He rebuilt his body meticulously. freckle by freckle. He branded him! He gripped Dean tight!!! AND THEN...he left him in the coffin forcing Dean to dig himself out of his own grave--

i just personally think that eric bogosian should be on tumblr he could find all the old man yaoi he evidently is looking for

HIT IT LIKE 🤺🤺🤺 GET IT HOT 💥💥 MAKE A BITCH?✨🎀 ITS A FEM🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️ HIT IT LIKE ROM POM POM POM 🥶🔥🔥 GET IT HOT LIKE PAPA JHON 🍕🍕MAKE A BITCH GO ON AND ON 🎤🎤 ITS A FEMININEOMEION 🏄‍♀️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩✂️

This is what it feels like to pass McCoy stadium on the daily… or something like that

A conversation at the DMV.