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my fav dom sessa edit. dom pls marry me

You know how Miles has an evil clone as a result of being experimented on?

Anyway. Au where Miles finds his clone before he got brainwashed and embraces the single mother Lifestyle.

The adults are deeply horrified. Him having been experimented on was bad enough. Him now having a weapon created with his own DNA and looks was even worse

His fellow arachnikids claim responsibility and safe Miles from the single mother Lifestyle.

I want to add that the clone is ferral. He might look like a 12 year old Miles, but he is more ferral than any human.

He likes to bite people.

Miles still loves his tiny son

Miles: alright! Time to spend time with grandpa Burrito!

Peter, crying: kid, I am 38.

dominic sessas voice is so nice to listen to like genuinely he needs to record an audiobook or something

I cannot stop thinking about Angus Tully he's just, AAAAAAAA Like, yk? I ain't good at editing nor lots of writing, but I reallyyyy wanna edit him with the "cactus by Nasa Histories" song, I just, it fits him!!!! AAAAAAA HES JUST, PERFECTTTT, I FUCKING LOVE DOMINIC SESSA AND THIS MOVIE AND ANGUS AND HUNHAM AND EVERYTHINGGGGG

you dropped something

i love when men wear these slutty little pants and slutty little boots

"I could fix dominic sessa" rookie skills. he could fix ME

#The best thing about Barbie (2023) is probably Ryan Gosling who method acted too hard

Is seasonal depression coming in already or am I just dehydrated? We'll discover it in the next episode of "will *this* much sugar kill me?"

My gender is a bit different from yours

Ok, that fits i guess

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

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