"Are You Really Going To Be Snacking On Crutons The Whole Time You Work On That?"

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Yeah, where the skinny white boy fics at? I need that wet cat to have an angsty fic or a comfort one or something :(

where are all the angus tully fics? I don't know why this film isn't more popular

if a character from a movie desecrated the body of his abusive ex-partner by eating his heart at his own funeral, no one would shut up about it, it would become an iconic moment in pop culture, it would be in every slideshow about cannibalism as a metaphor for love. but nooo, it had to happen in the cringe minecraft roleplay so only me and like ten other people get to be unhinged about it.

fucking hell it’s APRIL AND THIS MAN STILL HAS A GRIP ON ME AND WONT LET GO

i get that miles being sheltered to punk culture/ideas is an easy assumption, considering his parents' attitude towards gwen, but like. i really really want to pose to you all miles morales the graffiti artist, who's incredibly aware that his dad wouldn't defend him if he was arrested, but still believes in and makes public art. miles morales the black scholarship kid at a predominantly white school that treats him in equal turns like a snowflake, a loose cannon and a charity case, who in one of the novels gets suspended for calling out & starting a protest against his racist history teacher. miles morales who in that same novel gave his own cash to a pickpocket he had to stop after giving him a chance to surrender. miles morales who keeps getting told to shut up & back down but doesn't, even if it's "for his own good". miles morales who after being told he'd never fit into a system that should've helped him said "then fuck your system" and electrocuted the leader.

miles morales might not be punk aesthetically, but he gets it. he gets it more than a lot of so-called "punks" do.

Dick may, just maybe, a tiny bit, not much really, be depended on Danny

It's just, he can go to Danny for anything, vigilante or civilian related, family or personal, it didn't matter how big or small

Danny was there

Since, forever really, meeting shortly after his parents death and sticking with dick since then? Yeah, Danny's been there and been a solid rock in his life for ages

So, maybe, possibly, perhaps

His reaction to Jason making a joke about asking Danny out might have been an overreaction

Should he have punched Jason? Should he have started screaming? Should he have snapped at the others when they tried to intervene?

Who knows

But this was his friend, his one constant

Plus Jason met him once

Dick will be damned if he let Danny be shooed away just because Jason decides to fuck around

babygirl angus 🤍

I have so many ideas, I want to write an omegaverse closed polycule to deal with my difficult feelings for two friends by using Kesington’s (Kesignton on ao3) omegaverse ideas and a bit of my own.

I *will* make my betasona have a stupidly difficult relationship with his gender and sexuality because of course I have to, that’s me.

I *will* make my guy friend an omega because of course I will make that bitch that

I *will* make my best friend an alpha because yes of course, she’s a head taller than me and strong enough to throw me off a cliff.

It’s cringe? Yes, but it’s omegaverse, it makes me happy and why the fuck no

The pencils breaking into smaller pencils

And why they treating word pencil like a slur. Reblog to scare ai losers away 🤭

get. OUT.