When You Stop Hanging Out With That BROAD Mariah May And Starting Hanging Out With A Thick-thighed Hollywood

Anaïs Nin, The Diary of Anaïs Nin, Vol. IV: 1944-1947

Learning everything did feel like a kick in the ass 🤭 I am here now, but for how long… 👻

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

IN NEW YORK?!

The way I’ve been in Vegas for over a week now and the tea is still hot back home … I just need to tell someone because OOOOH BOY.

So, my roommate got invited back to this couple’s (M/F) house after going out to do fun things, right? Good for her, chase your bliss, queen. It was like 3am-4am that both my roommate and the husband woke up wanting to go again … to which the wife said “I’m good but y’all go have fun.”

To which they did, my roommate and the husband, just them two … in the guest room down the hall.

The way my trust issues would just — 💀 Props to that wife, I aim to be that secure about ANYTHING in my life.

I don’t know where that beak has been!!

Woke up to a chicken standing on my head. That’s new.

Yes 🙃 I woke up because the feathers made me sneeze

Woke up to a chicken standing on my head. That’s new.

— Frank Bidart, from “Half-light: Collected Poems 1965-2016; ‘The Third Hour of the Night’", published c. 2017.

Oohh, you could definitely find one on Ebay. ‘ISO : HAUNTED DOLL TO WARD OFF CREEPS’ Yard sales typically have those porcelain dolls with cracked faces too

If i had a dollar for every time someone told me, I look like I'm dressed for a funeral I'd literally be a millionaire. Also, I'd like to point out I'm living my best lil goth life so go play in traffic.

𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒏 𝒎𝒈𝒎 𝒍𝒐𝒕 … <3

Ah well.. I suppose not everyone had a good night.. I do feel bad for it was a great match… … …i hope no one feels that way about me when i have a belt…

[ 📲 ] I’m not picking up your hairballs this time around.

[ 📲 ] Do we need anything else before I’m home?

@hcllywoodending

{sms ; toni} hey. you got a minute?