Maybe Your Head Is Full Of Bricks And You’ve Just Gotten Used To The Weight After All These Years..

lose your title to mercedes or megan?

Megan absolutely deserves another shot at my belt, but Mercedes would look so good with more gold on her..

Anaïs Nin, The Diary of Anaïs Nin, Vol. IV: 1944-1947

Everyone needed to know.. I’ve been sober with a bruised buttock!

Yes, that was the most important part of my entrance. I needed everyone to know

If someone was to die in the Minecraft movie, wouldn’t the next movie start with them respawning in bed? Or would that be like an end-credits scene

they’re letting me loose in the states this week. does someone wanna go see that shitty minecraft movie to feel alive?

Like.. cutely small? Like a puppy? Can I also ask you about putting your face in iced sparkling water.. I don’t understand.

What does it mean to be ‘three apples tall’ Do people think I’m extremely short? The meaning is lost on me.

Yes, that was the most important part of my entrance. I needed everyone to know

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

"Timeless" Toni Storm AEW Dynamite: Apr. 2, 2025

Do they poop on the bed?

Woke up to a chicken standing on my head. That’s new.

[ 📲 ] I’ll be home soon, then.

[ 📲 ] Pick up any hairballs you spit up before I get back 😝

[ 📲 ] I’m not picking up your hairballs this time around.

[ 📲 ] Do we need anything else before I’m home?

Vegas Update : Now watching HOF from my hotel room.. Everyone looks so good 😣