Perhaps We Can Get You The Best Of Both Worlds.. I’ll Buy You A Fancy Beer - In A Glass Bottle - And

Now you have to go hide out in your hotel room before the press makes articles about a shield reunion

Any of you ever play that game in the mall where you attempt to walk into a store, touch the wall and back without a worker asking if you need something?

That’s how landing in Vegas feels, except the challenge is walking out of the airport without someone askin’ for a picture.

It’s always good to make an entrance ☺️

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

All this alcohol is starting to feel like giving myself bangs again

Are you suggesting we put the chips in the drink?

Screwdrivers (the drink) and sour cream and onion chips are the best combo. Just sayin' carry on with your day peep and peepettes

Last resort is to start carrying around one of those Chucky dolls. Hold onto his little hand and walk around with him and then they’ll start thinking you’re a bit crazy in a different way 😂

If i had a dollar for every time someone told me, I look like I'm dressed for a funeral I'd literally be a millionaire. Also, I'd like to point out I'm living my best lil goth life so go play in traffic.

[ 📲 ] Yeah, IDK about the open relationship stuff since their situation is more complicated than that.

[ 📲 ] So my friend wants to be with their partner but it’s kind of an on-again-off-again thing.

[ 📲 ] I’ll still tell them what you told me. Maybe it will help them with their situation going on…

[ 📲 ] Just a lot to think and talk about!

[ sms ] to @judgmentjay

[ 📲 ] Jay 🥺

[ 📲 ] I’m in need of your wisdom and guidance

im having issues sending asks . sorry if things send multiple times

[ 📲 ] I’ll be home soon, then.

[ 📲 ] Pick up any hairballs you spit up before I get back 😝

[ 📲 ] I’m not picking up your hairballs this time around.

[ 📲 ] Do we need anything else before I’m home?

Same thing, is it not?

ever since I’ve been announced for bloodsport, the old man’s been blowing up my phone as if I’m about to be drafted in the war.