You Do Now. I’ll Cut You In Line And With A Little Knife. Get Away From My Woman!

Well, the dead don’t talk or complain or go on twitter. I’d rather hang out with some dead people too 😪

I started playing The Mortuary Assistant, and now my obsession with all things paranormal has emerged again. If i ever have to stop wrestling, I know what i wanna do. I feel like i can tolerate the dead better than actual living and breathing people.

I nearly forgot I was going to a film festival! I’m quite honored to now be invited to events like this - I hope they play Stage Door..

Sounds like the perfect day to nap as soon as a couch becomes available 😪 I can only hope the coffee was good at that point.

i’m thinking today officially needs a redo, because between being given the wrong coffee order and forgetting that i had furniture being dropped off today, i feel completely thrown off.

truth: who is the most pleasing on the eyes in your opinion? dare: tag who you think is the phoniest person here.

I'm sorry everyone, @fightingglamour is the prettiest girl at the party. @skullandbcnes is phony for not coming 😔 ( affectionate )

Veronica Lake and Franchot Tone in The Hour Before the Dawn (1944)

Same thing, is it not?

ever since I’ve been announced for bloodsport, the old man’s been blowing up my phone as if I’m about to be drafted in the war.

Toni shifts in her seat, legs coming up until her knees are level with her chest to make more room. She balls up the robe, putting it in her lap and gently pulling at the feathers. "It's all to be timeless, Timeless!" The accent slips in to accentuate her words.

Her gaze shifts between the movie screen and the man sitting beside her. When she feels eyes on her, she turns away in an attempt to not make eye contact. It's not like she wouldn't like to, she's just afraid of how it would make her feel. Sitting close together is nice enough as is, especially when she feels the blanket shift beneath them when he moves in closer. Toni suddenly perks up, leaning over Joseph to look in her bag. "I have snacks." She falls back into her seat, a snack size bag of Doritos in her hand. "Oh- Sorry- My bag was- hm." The noise she makes has her shut her mouth. Sometimes she forgets it's not like that anymore, the comfortability of it all makes it feel natural even when they're not together.

"So, how's training going? I'm glad you made some time to hang out." She digs an elbow into his arm before opening the bag of chips. "I know you've been workin' hard to get back into the ring." Toni tilts the bag towards Joseph, inviting him to have a snack.

who : @rockhardjuicerobinson when : april 17 where : florida . daddio farm

Patches of grass and gravel crunched underneath Toni’s boots as she looked for a spot to set up her blankets and snacks. Most of the good spots had been taken by others who had arrived earlier than she had, so now she was completely determined to find a spot that was good enough.

She had brought ‘pigs in a blanket,’ as explained to her by Liv. Cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough — It was an easy recipe she had learned when she first started being invited to shows and their subsequent after parties. It made a good first impression. They were cheap and easy to make, and everyone seemed to enjoy them, so somewhere down the line they became a staple for Toni to bring to events.

The weather was cold for it being May in Florida. Sixty degrees is not ideal, but it’s times like these that Toni is grateful for being partnered with a clothing brand. She was dressed very comfortably, an animal print hoodie hung loosely from her frame, SPLX branded sweatpants to top off the cozy outfit. Her hair was still curled from Dynamite the night before - albeit pulled up haphazardly so she could put her blankets down - and her face was stripped of the dramatic red lip she had become known for.

A ‘Trader Joe’s’ branded tote bag was dropped onto the ground in front of her. She pulled out a large blanket to lay on the dirt, another to wrap around her shoulders. While making her way outside, Toni managed to throw a couple of snacks and drinks into her bag. Thus, with a ‘thump’ of her landing butt-first onto the blanket, she had firmly planted herself in a spot where she would stay for the rest of the night.

We'll get some extensions in your hair and make it work!

Thinking about how I should get “something something cody rhodes” tattooed somewhere. how’s my forehead looking? would you guys still fuck with me if i did that? 😝

- Clementine Von Radics

dick game so bad i dont even have one