I Love The Idea That Not Only Am I Married, But I Also Have A Little Side Piece. I Didn’t Realize I

CONGRATS!!!!! Oh, that's so sweet ... Take a nice hot bath and come back in one piece <3

Tonight I’m watching from my hotel, unfortunately. Last night was weird and I drank too much. Congratulations to everyone so far ☺️ I am cheering you all on from my room

AHHH my darling mina .. I wasn’t told how many pretty girls would be on here ❤️ Where are you living now? I long to see your beautiful face again …

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

Add money to the feathers fund and I’ll think about getting you an extra key!

What are everyone’s Mania plans? I was thinking of getting a hotel and giving a lot of money to showgirls and boys wearing nothing but feathers 🦚

Dropped onto my buttocks one too many times I presume 🤔 I’m unsure if this is a warm welcome or a warning.. I will enjoy my time here thoroughly, however!

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

who : @rockhardjuicerobinson when : april 17 where : florida . daddio farm

Patches of grass and gravel crunched underneath Toni’s boots as she looked for a spot to set up her blankets and snacks. Most of the good spots had been taken by others who had arrived earlier than she had, so now she was completely determined to find a spot that was good enough.

She had brought ‘pigs in a blanket,’ as explained to her by Liv. Cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough — It was an easy recipe she had learned when she first started being invited to shows and their subsequent after parties. It made a good first impression. They were cheap and easy to make, and everyone seemed to enjoy them, so somewhere down the line they became a staple for Toni to bring to events.

The weather was cold for it being May in Florida. Sixty degrees is not ideal, but it’s times like these that Toni is grateful for being partnered with a clothing brand. She was dressed very comfortably, an animal print hoodie hung loosely from her frame, SPLX branded sweatpants to top off the cozy outfit. Her hair was still curled from Dynamite the night before - albeit pulled up haphazardly so she could put her blankets down - and her face was stripped of the dramatic red lip she had become known for.

A ‘Trader Joe’s’ branded tote bag was dropped onto the ground in front of her. She pulled out a large blanket to lay on the dirt, another to wrap around her shoulders. While making her way outside, Toni managed to throw a couple of snacks and drinks into her bag. Thus, with a ‘thump’ of her landing butt-first onto the blanket, she had firmly planted herself in a spot where she would stay for the rest of the night.

ooc ;;

hello !! i’m at work right now but i really really wanna plot out some connections and silliness for my darling toni … so if you have any ideas please please shoot me a message < 3 i will respond as soon as i am available ^^ toni is a new muse for me as well so if you have any constructive criticism or feedback for me , let me know !! i want to play her to the best of my abilities since she’s more private outside of her gimmick ..

i will also be reworking my mobile theme later so it’s a little easier on the eyes .. perhaps some gold and red accents on a creamy backgroud YIPPEE !!!! i make all my own gifs and edits so if anyone is needing some pictures or gifs i will happily make some :-) i am very basic with my photoshop knowledge but i am always willing to learn hehe ..

Where would you be if you hadn’t followed your dream?

Gosh, probably trying to make it big outside of television network buildings… Or maybe I’d be playing some sport on one of the super tiny minor teams.

who do you 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐦𝐞 with?

play my personal matchmaker and tell me who you think i should date. wrestlers, celebrities, fictional characters — any / all acceptable.

I would be so disappointed if no one ate it though. That’s at least 30 apple pies worth of apples there! It would also probably be loaded with chemicals and plant growth somethings.. So maybe it’s better if they weren’t eaten.

What does it mean to be ‘three apples tall’ Do people think I’m extremely short? The meaning is lost on me.

Get in line.

AEW dweebs,

Slip Mother Wayne my number.

Tell Nick imma be his step daddy.