[ Sms ] To @judgmentjay

( 💬 ) Though your wisdom is very intriguing 🤔 Especially the mandarin.. It’s a bit different.

( 💬 ) Well, it’s a lot different actually. It still concerns you, though.

( 💬 ) You see, I have a puppet made in my likeness, but it just sits and collects dust for I don’t know how to use it.

( 💬 ) This is where you come in and help me 😊

( sms ) @harleycam 📲

( 💬 ) I have a strange request…

( 💬 ) You are knowledgeable about this. So I need your help.

[ 📲 ] I’m not picking up your hairballs this time around.

[ 📲 ] Do we need anything else before I’m home?

@hcllywoodending

{sms ; toni} hey. you got a minute?

Nikos Kazantzakis, from a letter featured in The Selected Letters of Nikos Kazantzakis

I had to go through internet boot camp 😵‍💫 For your own sake, you know everything there is to know.

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

I am here and I am queer ☺️

[ 📲 ] My morning star ☀️ It’s good to hear from you

[ 📲 ] This past weekend has been very eventful for me, so don’t worry about me! I hope all the festivities were a fun little break.

[ 📲 ] I’ll be in Florida until Wednesday morning. If you’re around, we can get drinks and catch up ❤️

incoming text ... @hcllywoodending

[ sms ] — my starlight, i did not know you would be here in vegas ! i thought you were resting as a star should. how are you doing ? is everything going all well ?

[ sms ] — we need to catch up soon since i am here still and won't be leaving until the event closes. after this, i am completely free !

Marlene Dietrich in Angel (1937, dir. Ernst Lubitsch) (via)

[ sms ] to @rockhardjuicerobinson

[ 📲 ] I got a nice hotel, but I’ve been wandering between theaters.

[ 📲 ] You could’ve been my fancy date!

[ 📲 ] They’re playing Mamma Mia soon!

𝒍𝒆𝒕’𝒔 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚… 𝑭, 𝑴, 𝑲!

come to my inbox and leave three names and i’ll sort them into fuck, marry, or kill!