I Can Hear Offenbach’s Cancan Already

are some of the people newer to tumblr aware of the joys of theme customization on desktop? I know some ppl are just on mobile so they can’t really change things but like SO many blogs nowadays have 0 theme customization and just use the default theme and I’m beginning to wonder if they even know about the option. It’s one of the main reasons why I still use tumblr

Okay now that you guys have liked Lil Nas X, Megan thee Stallion, Kendrick Lamar AND Doechii. Surely you can listen to rap now. Surely you see the merits of the genre. Surely.

i live car rides because i can stick my head out the window and feel the wind and think about running in large grassy fields

Do Not Let HR do this to you. It is not illegal to talk about wages in the work place. I did and got a 12% raise!

WHY IS DRAWING HANDS SO FUCKING HARD

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

Here is a good 2 week notice template. In case anyone wants or needs it. 

One of my friends and her friends made an ask blog. Check it out!

[INCOMING MESSAGE]

???: ‘Kay I think it’s recording ???: Is it??

???: No yeah see ‘cause the little light is on ???: Ohhhhhh

???: OK, you start

???: What?? Why me

???: Just go!

Krynn: Fine okay HI I’M KRYNN!!

Mark: I’m Mark, and this is Tom!

Tom: Huh?

Krynn: Welcome to our blog!!

Mark: Alright, intros time. The name’s Marcos, you probably recognize me from your dreams. I enjoy long walks on the beach, deep conversation, holding hands, romcoms, pruning the garden, skinny dip-

Krynn: Whoaaa okay stopping you there–aaaand HELLO! I’m Krynn

Krynn: I’m the newest member of the team!! I don’t know how these guys got along without me cause my power makes it waaay easier to deal with-

Mark: Oh crap I forgot to talk about powers

Krynn: Well too late! Anyway, we’re a team of like, paranormal hunters who-

Mark: Well, hey, we can’t tell them all that much. But yeah, if you see something out of the ordinary, give us a call! And-

Krynn: WAIT wait Tom didn’t introduce himself!

Krynn: TOM!

Tom: What are you guys doing??

Mark: It’s an ask blog! So tell us about yourself

Tom: Wait, is that even allowed?

Mark: I dunno, who cares

Tom: Well, you should ask Mrs. Douglas before doing this.

Mark: Jeez, fine

[END OF TRANSMISSION]

The askbox is open!

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