Taking The Moment To Archive My Entire Blog Tonight! Trans People I Recommend Y'all Do Too. You Know.

what the fuck did I just download

spooky!

One of my friends and her friends made an ask blog. Check it out!

[INCOMING MESSAGE]

???: ‘Kay I think it’s recording ???: Is it??

???: No yeah see ‘cause the little light is on ???: Ohhhhhh

???: OK, you start

???: What?? Why me

???: Just go!

Krynn: Fine okay HI I’M KRYNN!!

Mark: I’m Mark, and this is Tom!

Tom: Huh?

Krynn: Welcome to our blog!!

Mark: Alright, intros time. The name’s Marcos, you probably recognize me from your dreams. I enjoy long walks on the beach, deep conversation, holding hands, romcoms, pruning the garden, skinny dip-

Krynn: Whoaaa okay stopping you there–aaaand HELLO! I’m Krynn

Krynn: I’m the newest member of the team!! I don’t know how these guys got along without me cause my power makes it waaay easier to deal with-

Mark: Oh crap I forgot to talk about powers

Krynn: Well too late! Anyway, we’re a team of like, paranormal hunters who-

Mark: Well, hey, we can’t tell them all that much. But yeah, if you see something out of the ordinary, give us a call! And-

Krynn: WAIT wait Tom didn’t introduce himself!

Krynn: TOM!

Tom: What are you guys doing??

Mark: It’s an ask blog! So tell us about yourself

Tom: Wait, is that even allowed?

Mark: I dunno, who cares

Tom: Well, you should ask Mrs. Douglas before doing this.

Mark: Jeez, fine

[END OF TRANSMISSION]

The askbox is open!

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

friendly reminder that findtags is the best way to search tumblr’s absolutely destroyed tag system. it actually accurately looks through the tags without omitting results. it’s the only thing i use at this point because it’s the only thing that works

"came back wrong" this "lived wrong" that, what about dying wrong. my death will forever cling to you, leaving behind a slimy trail and a metallic taste in your mouth. my soul will forever drag you down like the heavy corpse of a long-dead god, who somehow still grants wishes. you can't tell which one of us is the one not letting go. you know not even your own death will end this.

Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, “over” honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

found these on twitter that might be helpful to all rpers who want to make sure their themes and carrds are accessible to all