I Resent The Fact That My Skills Are Technical And Not Creative. Why Can I Get Any Program Running On

whenever i hear someone use the phrase "giving head" i think of headpats and then get really disappointed when that isn't what they're talking about.

Penny and her eeveelutions

credit: mikripkm on X

Inspired by this tumblr post. based on this twitter post

Ollie's doing her best. (bonus after the jump)

urg we need something like this so bad bc 1) gender 2) well finally be free of pollen

casting magic (the pursuit theme from phoenix wright vs professor layton) is the best thing to come out of the ace attorney franchise i love it so much

i would never

NOT being a good girl today. barking and ripping things up and just freaking it

i’ve been thinking about fps weapon design and i’ve come to the conclusion:

regular guns are boring.

give me firearms that consume the user’s flesh as ammunition, grenades that turn nearby entities inside out, and satchel charges that explode into a mass of writhing tendrils.

i’m sick of games that think generic double barreled shotgun is the peak of weapon design

i love how many ways this could be interpreted. but also yes we should all do this again next week

[DRENCHED IN BLOOD] we really should all do this again next week, yes

Still firm on my idea that we should ban advertising.

so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately