Your Edible Is Never Going To Kick In Because You're A Bad Person

*parent who spent 18 years trying to reassure themselves that you were normal* i just didn't see any signs

*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[tumblr is the only site where you can post the most threatening warning sign and people will still find it sexy]

[for example]

it turns out dogs were right this whole time: barking multiple times in sequence is way more fun than just once

IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING

No way out

Me too eevee

i have got to stop hyperfixating on homocidal 50+ year old men

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs