Heart-dagger - Left Ventricle Perforator

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

okay, not to be that person, but the datakrash was happening around the time johnny died. it set back technology decades, and is probably why johnny isn't concerned about the changes to netrunning since his death

The game should give Johnny Silverhand SO much more shit for being dead 50 years. He should be so out of touch. Like, the one scene where you show up to a club he played, and it's a noodle shop. Way more of that. His slang should be fucken antique. He should hate all the new music. I mean. I'm sure he does! But he should pop up just to bitch about the radio.

And his idea of what your average netrunner can do should be way out of date. V does some shit that's not even top-tier, like my V who is mostly real good at throwing daggers through people's eyes, and he's like--shit I didn't know you where that good. And V's like...??? Ok??

I want a scene where some snotnosed kid with pink vinyl pants and a smiley face visor says that sure, Alt Cunningham was one of the greats back then, but modern netrunners have surpassed her by miles, and Johnny tries to take control of you by force just to punch them.

“i’m emotionally strong” i think as i hit shuffle on the i saw the tv glow soundtrack.

my heart is like a claw machine

crying immediately

i’ve been thinking about fps weapon design and i’ve come to the conclusion:

regular guns are boring.

give me firearms that consume the user’s flesh as ammunition, grenades that turn nearby entities inside out, and satchel charges that explode into a mass of writhing tendrils.

i’m sick of games that think generic double barreled shotgun is the peak of weapon design

[tumblr is the only site where you can post the most threatening warning sign and people will still find it sexy]

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I don't necessarily agree with this but it has such a mathematical quality to it somehow

i am once again possessed by the sudden urge to lovingly repair an old typewriter and then use it to write deranged hacker-robot yuri

That’s right.. MORE PORTAL AND ULTRAKILL

i have got to stop hyperfixating on homocidal 50+ year old men