every time i see colored text on tumblr my first question is “is this the caption for someone’s art or am i about to read a strangely well written short story about someone’s hyper specific kink?”
terrible take, let the spider watch
*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out
Bitches be like "I'm fine" then open tumblr (I'm bitches)
daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
it’s especially stressful if said linux install is nixos, an operating system *specifically designed to not break easily*. it turns out far enough in the process of building a nixos configuration rollbacks stop working entirely.
Girl who does not have enough things to stress over every day: what if I broke my Linux install
happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday
idk i think its just kind of weird that- *giant invisible hand grabs me by the back of the neck like a kitten and starts lifting me away* god damn it not this again
evolution dysphoria
returning to unhealthy internet usage patterns after a brief break to touch grass. we know how this is supposed to work at this point.(banner rendered with cbonsai and cool-retro-term, profile picture rendered wit helix and cool-retro-term)
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