“You’re Not Like Other Girls” Dude, I’m An Amalgamation Of Every Single Girl I’ve Ever Thought

she henry on my winter till i bacchanal

Gorillaz Music is sooo good and their mythos behind each phase is soo messed up i love it

I love how so many crime/detective shows have the authorities be like "yeahh we're not nearly competent enough to catch this guy, let's just outsource this case to the most autistic person we know"

The six of crows spin-off doesn't belong to kings (netflix) it belongs to bastards (us)

I don’t want a lot for Christmas, I won’t even ask for snow… All I want for Christmas is… for Shadow and Bone and the Six of Crows spinoff to get saved

Me sometimes when the jjk fandom

I need a Max's POV or a Max rewrite of TIg because legit it would be the funniest thing ever like

This shawty with a cowboy hat approached my best friend and her gothic sister. He looks like he has a talent for booty popping. He looks ripped, dude, but ehhhhh, i don't do old people. Libby seems to be enjoying it, though. I can imagine him at a rodeo, riding around on a bull. hang on i don't think rodeos have bulls. wait no do they?

or,

This new boy had like super duper yellow hair. it was like an unripped lime, but like the insides because his hair wasn't really that yellow. He looks sour too, and he had eyes that's probably sharper than my 104th grandmother's butchering knife. Dude looks like he came out of the womb wearing suits, so it's best not to point out the small dust peck on his forearm. the fact that when he raises an eyebrow it lowkey looks like that one the rock meme too.

or,

Okay so like this drunk guy walks up to my bestie girlypop and he's like

"yo if yes is no and once is never, how many coupons do i have" or sth and she's like smart and stuff and they seem to match each other's freaks and stuff so she's like "erm, like 2" AND BAM. MAXTCH MAKER DOES IT AGAIN! But like besides that okay my homie where is ur shirt like bffr. Although considering how rich he is he probably won't notice if someone took it.

im absolutly fixtated on gorillaz rn

Bands with lore will always be my favorite thing ever i need more bands with lore

the moon is so pretty are you related to her

i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag