they are all tumblr mutuals
I need a Max's POV or a Max rewrite of TIg because legit it would be the funniest thing ever like
This shawty with a cowboy hat approached my best friend and her gothic sister. He looks like he has a talent for booty popping. He looks ripped, dude, but ehhhhh, i don't do old people. Libby seems to be enjoying it, though. I can imagine him at a rodeo, riding around on a bull. hang on i don't think rodeos have bulls. wait no do they?
or,
This new boy had like super duper yellow hair. it was like an unripped lime, but like the insides because his hair wasn't really that yellow. He looks sour too, and he had eyes that's probably sharper than my 104th grandmother's butchering knife. Dude looks like he came out of the womb wearing suits, so it's best not to point out the small dust peck on his forearm. the fact that when he raises an eyebrow it lowkey looks like that one the rock meme too.
or,
Okay so like this drunk guy walks up to my bestie girlypop and he's like
"yo if yes is no and once is never, how many coupons do i have" or sth and she's like smart and stuff and they seem to match each other's freaks and stuff so she's like "erm, like 2" AND BAM. MAXTCH MAKER DOES IT AGAIN! But like besides that okay my homie where is ur shirt like bffr. Although considering how rich he is he probably won't notice if someone took it.
HI LOVELYYYYHOW ARE YOU
HII IM DOING WELL !!!!!
Waterloo station
The six of crows spin-off doesn't belong to kings (netflix) it belongs to bastards (us)
might i also add. an AM & gorillaz collab would actually put me in a coma
sometimes i pick up six of crows in the mood for a reread and then just start internally crying for half an hour cause what do you mean wylan doesnโt get a pov until book 2????
girls i don't know how many "ill figure it out"s ive got left
Nobody falls in love anymore. It's all red flags and do you go to therapy. How about do you have a burning passion in your soul and a little bit of madness.
Nothing worse than craving a little treat but not having a little treat