My Friend Describe My Ideal Type Of Guy As "musty" And I Havent Been Able To Recover Physically, Emotionally,

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

”you can just make an oc” you dont understand anything. the character needs to mutate naturally until unrecognizable. like all evolutionary processes it takes time. you can’t force it or it doesn’t take. you must endure weird ooc thematically discordant versions of a guy until they bud off into beautiful new life. have patience

"I'm in my late 20s and I'm scared I've already peaked" just don't peak then, idiot. what do you mean like you're going to just stop trying to think harder and build taller and learn more and get luckier and read deeper and dress better and fuck weirder and run faster and draw crazier and smoke danker and dance bigger and steal better and stun everyone with your cunty charm and zeal because, what, you think those are the rules? get real. get up. you have another 50 years and you're not going to use them??? give them to me.

"A simple 'I love you' is not enough to describe how you make me feel."

this grave keeper edible aint shit

You've been invited to Lari's 3rd birthday

On a beautifully sunny March day, the Lamb gifted us with their very own child, and of course we shall celebrate the milestones of the blessed child together with the Glorious Lamb and their spouse, Narinder.

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Hello everyone, I'm here to announce that on March 28th it'll be a full year since I created Lari, which led to the creation of the Marshmallows AU and this blog, if it wasn't for a silly dream I had and a little push from my friends, she may not even have existed! But she does, and my life is better for it, I love to see people's reactions to my little comics and stories, so seriously thank you to everyone who's been a fan, whether you've been here from the start or just heard of the Cheeps yesterday, if you've followed every comic I made or has been appreciating them here and there, thank you all so much for the love and support 💖

With that said, I am announcing another ASK BOX EVENT , I will open the ask box on the 20th of March and close it on the 23rd of March, for this event, we'll be celebrating Lari's 4th birthday in universe. While the ask box is open, everyone is invited to send gifts to commemorate, the replies will be posted on March 28th, the day of Lari's birthday

Much like the last event like this, Lamb's Baby Shower, you may send in messages to send gifts to Lari! It can be as simple as "I'll gift the child a new pair of boots" or as silly as "O Lari the powerful, will you accept my offering of a DVD Box set of all seasons of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic?". The goal here is just to have fun with what everyone comes up with :D

There are only a few rules:

• Since this is her 3rd birthday, Cinder and Amber are not in the picture yet, so keep that in mind when sending gifts

• Use She/Her or They/Them to refer to Lari, she's a girly girl with a girly secret /ref

• Do not claim to outright hurt Lari or cause her any pain, your ask will definitely be ignored otherwise.

• No need to roleplay, but your ask will be treated as an in universe gift, of course you can roleplay if you want!

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Different from the last gift event, I won't be answering all asks, for my own sanity ;p

There will be a certain number of asks I will answer with art, but after those are done, I will still reply to some more asks with text

I will also reply to all messages with unique art in them, whether it be through text or not, I don't want anyone's hard work to go unseen <3 (of course, this doesn't mean I won't reply to messages on their own!!)

Since there were quite a few people who wanted to reply with their own art last time but couldn't due to the ask box closing early, I made sure to have 10 days between this announcement and the opening of the ask box so folks can have enough time to work on art if they wish to do so, it also gives more time for people to think of gifts ideas :p

I'm really excited to see what everyone comes up with!! :D

Oreo? NO! CREME BETWEENS!!!

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