Hedgehoghater - THE Ivo Robotnik

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

Wake the fuck up Samurai

This image was doing numbers on pinterest and I just realized that I forgot to post it on THE robot enthusiast site ever.

"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

STOBOTNIK TRAIN I'M JUMPING IN